Stuff that is not awesome
 

This a good start




Really? :whythis:

WHY THE **** DID I CLICK THAT

caps

ughhh

tremors are pretty not awesome rn

I'm relatively certain that FUCK THAT SHIT





:eek:

My ipod not allowing me to delete songs from it for whatever the fuck reason.

Also my bus driver going the wrong way.

Or you caught the wrong bus.

And you can't delete songs of a tape cassette named, "iPod."

Oh god, stop with the ****ing bugs already. *shiver*

Migraines.

you got it rough

no thank you, i think i'd rather get syphilis

It love you long time.

I can help with that if you want.

...and I reiterate.

well if my options really are a single migraine or syphilis....then you better start driving to Indiana

I'd rather get a syphilis migraine.

can't even blame you, tbh

Gossiping co-workers. Please just shut the f**k up and let me do my job.

Okay, that's terrifying. Kill it. With fire.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi1...0/spider12.png

I'm laughing pretty f**king hard right now.

Honestly roaches scare me more than spiders, but I think that's because I don't see huge killer spiders in Florida. Oh, and because thankfully the spiders eat the roaches, since my cat is lazy and refuses them.

Is the spider eating the snake or is the snake eating the spider?

Because if that spider is eating that snake...

Nope, bailin. Not coming to Australia ever.

Here's some more fuel for your arachnophobic nightmares...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...r/10293c36.jpg

Imagine waking up and seeing that above you the first thing in the morning!

I don't even think I'll be sleeping in the first place! The thought of things crawling on me in my sleep is one of my bigger irrational fears and this thread is not helping! :laughing:

Spiders are awesome. Zero why is your post in the wrong thread?

As long as it doesn't bite you or wake you up, no sweat.

What really unnerves me, is when you're lying in bed awake and you feel something crawling on your face or body!

Or when you see something out of the corner of your eye, crawling on your pillow.

Or when you look up at the ceiling and see a spider crawling around up there and it suddenly drops down and you can't see where it went.

:yikes:

I'd be more worried about one of them falling in my mouth in the middle of the night and wondering how many I swallowed.

:laughing:

That must be a big spider.

I hate health problems. They are absolutely not awesome.

Waiting in lines is another.

Rediscovering one of your favorite bands from when you were a teenager. Finding out they're still really ****ing good and not everything you listened to as a youngster was garbage.


Lead singer is dead. No new albums.

:(

Definitely this one. I was going to post it in Vanilla's fear thread.

It's harrowing.

When I see photos of my much younger self, I want to hold that girl and tell her all the things I know and shelter her from all the awful things she's gonna see and all the shit that's gonna put the lines on her face.

I once had a Black Widow spider crawl a few inches from my arm when I was in bed. Try sleeping now. I certainly didn't.

I would've gotten a nearby hotel room. When there's a black widow, chances are she had babies.

✦ Anons ✦

One Direction fans are wild

Having to tell a friend her kid is probably going to end up a serial killer because you caught him stomping mice he purchased to death. So not awesome.

so not awesome on sooooo many levels

I guess technically I don't have to tell her, it was my sister who caught him. She's really shy and terrified of conflict though so I offered to help.