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Old 05-24-2014, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"I haven't shaved my legs in 4 months"

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Old 05-26-2014, 04:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"What time are you coming over?"

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Old 05-26-2014, 09:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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you know what i mean tho? like ugh sexting takes so much energy out of me if I'm not in the mood

it's that feel when you get a new text and you look at it and it's like " I wanna feel your insides" and you're just like

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