Eat another pain pill?

You could call it that.

shut it Mr.Lovely Penis.

I keep getting text messages from Target about a bill I paid three months ago.

Target. Shut the **** up. I gave you your 26.50$.

Man,I threw a brick through that bitches windsheild....

"Dude I have an abcess there is literally two holes in my ass."

My witty response: So literally three *******s on one body, Congratulations and contact Guinness.

"Gangsta, you got my shoes by the way?"

Same person^.V

"Throwing a bbq Sunday you comin?"

"DUDE SHOULDN' T YOU BE BUYING A NEW WINDSHIELD? "

"eh,in due time." Face palm.

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Wow youre popular.^