"What a waste of human waste."

'every semester in band we have to write an essay on a musician and this semester I have to write it on a hero on my instrument and it's going to be Ian Anderson'

I got my sister into Anderson so this makes me happy. She's a big fan of PiL because of myself too, and that makes me happy.

"Ballast point notherfucjer
Woo
Spirng brack"

Did you steal my friend's phone, WD?

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I get these a lot.

At first I thought this said "Visit a Taco Bell". I scrolled up to click "New Posts" and then frantically scrolled down again to be sure of what I had read.

My bf sent me a picture of yet another cigar box guitar he built. Thinking I might try to make one now, with my handy wood burner could turn out pretty sweet.

I am a terrible thief. Beyond terrible. Wasn't me.

"It was an inspired guess."

A friend and I just recited the whole Monty Python penguin sketch.

"You should definitely try it Dad"

From my daughter after I texted her I was going to try making adobada pork tacos similar to what we had at her place last weekend.

Me: Just be a dick and ignore them if you're so busy.
Mate: It doesn't come as easily for me dude.

He's learning.