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Old 03-20-2015, 01:22 PM   #361 (permalink)
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"Dude my week has turned from horrible to worse." <---- Dude with abcess in his ass

"My balls are three times their normal size right now."

My answer: Dude i'll be by with my copy of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
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Old 03-20-2015, 03:37 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Tell him to shut up and buy a butt plug already.
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Old 03-20-2015, 03:44 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2015, 03:47 PM   #364 (permalink)
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Just me.^ Stop talking about me like Im not in the room tho.
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Old 03-20-2015, 04:02 PM   #365 (permalink)
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Just me.^ Stop talking about me like Im not in the room tho.
I'm sorry, who is this?
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Old 03-20-2015, 04:14 PM   #366 (permalink)
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"Who was that weirdo yesterday?"
Damn it. I thought I was hiding better than that.
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Old 03-20-2015, 04:33 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Tell him to shut up and buy a butt plug already.
You missed my Big Balls reference, i am shocked and appalled and devastated beyond repair. Goldie Hawn.
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Old 03-20-2015, 05:41 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2015, 07:31 PM   #369 (permalink)
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Damn it. I thought I was hiding better than that.
Na, this was another weirdo. Might have something going with the girl, though.
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Old 03-21-2015, 11:58 AM   #370 (permalink)
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"Hey your closing for me next Sat night..."

"? I have the weekend off? What I do to deserve this?"

" Just for being you.don't worry. "

" You're going to kill me and feast on my corpse I just know it."
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