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Cuthbert 05-24-2014 09:59 AM

I've done it standing up once, but I locked myself out the house and needed to pass the time.

The Batlord 05-24-2014 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1453350)
I've done it standing up once, but I locked myself out the house and needed to pass the time.

I was high, outside, and the ground was too dirty to sit on. Thankfully I wasn't so high that I didn't make sure there were no people around.

butthead aka 216 05-25-2014 07:40 AM

its just different standin up. not as enjoyable and more of a chore. unless some chick is gargling ur balls while ya do it... heyoooooo

Mr. Charlie 05-25-2014 05:51 PM

I think about whether good and evil are of concern only to mankind or to the universe as a whole. I think about pig sh*t. And whether dogs enjoy eating their own sick.

GuD 05-26-2014 06:07 PM

I had this terrifying dream that me and a friend were caught in the middle of a gang fight and somehow got tangled up in it. This huge dude came after my friend with a big ass hunting knife and she got cut in the stomach trying to defend herself with a broken coca cola bottle. Then the dude came after me and I had a piece of the same bottle. After that I just remember watching my friend hunched over puking blood and then collapsing in the street.

Yeah. So I woke up pretty sweaty and distraught, took a shower, and thought about what it must be like to live in places were things like that actually happen. Every day.

The Batlord 05-27-2014 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1454053)
I had this terrifying dream that me and a friend were caught in the middle of a gang fight and somehow got tangled up in it. This huge dude came after my friend with a big ass hunting knife and she got cut in the stomach trying to defend herself with a broken coca cola bottle. Then the dude came after me and I had a piece of the same bottle. After that I just remember watching my friend hunched over puking blood and then collapsing in the street.

Yeah. So I woke up pretty sweaty and distraught, took a shower, and thought about what it must be like to live in places were things like that actually happen. Every day.

She shoulda been drinking Pepsi.

Neapolitan 05-28-2014 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1454053)
I had this terrifying dream that me and a friend were caught in the middle of a gang fight and somehow got tangled up in it. This huge dude came after my friend with a big ass hunting knife and she got cut in the stomach trying to defend herself with a broken coca cola bottle. Then the dude came after me and I had a piece of the same bottle. After that I just remember watching my friend hunched over puking blood and then collapsing in the street.

Yeah. So I woke up pretty sweaty and distraught, took a shower, and thought about what it must be like to live in places were things like that actually happen. Every day.

Next time you dream, dream your friend with a broken glass bottle instead of a plastic one.

Moss 05-28-2014 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1454259)
She shoulda been drinking Pepsi.

Pepsi tastes like ass.

GuD 05-28-2014 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1454779)
Next time you dream, dream your friend with a broken glass bottle instead of a plastic one.

http://content.costco.com/Images/Con...ct/179571b.jpg

Real sugar, dude. ****'s tops.

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Originally Posted by Moss (Post 1454784)
Pepsi tastes like ass.

Normally I'd concur but they had a Vanilla Pepsi once that was way better than Coke or Vanilla Coke.

hate paper doll 05-28-2014 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Moss (Post 1454784)
Pepsi tastes like ass.

It totally does. If I'm drinking a Pepsi product at all it's Dr. Pepper. I've been trying to cut the soda out of my diet though, minus the occasional ginger ale. HPD has a big fat ass.


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