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Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 04:59 PM

I just bought the Starbucks chain!
 
Made the offer yesterday and they called me this morning with the final paperwork. I own it 51% now! Looking forward to all the massive changes to come!

Burning Down 06-19-2014 05:03 PM

Now give me a job please. lol.

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1461778)
Now give me a job please. lol.

You shall have the Vice President job as I feel you are qualified.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/334646...=225&width=225

Congrats and please report to work Monday at 3 am.

The Batlord 06-19-2014 05:06 PM

Dude... what?

WWWP 06-19-2014 05:06 PM

Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1461785)
Dude... what?

Batlord I am sorry but I received your application and I am just not confident you have the skillz to work at this company. Please understand and I wish you the best of luck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461786)
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.

I rescinded the drug test policy after you applied. I feel that our employees should have every right to do drugs.

Sansa Stark 06-19-2014 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461786)
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.

for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461790)
for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period

Can confirm i am period full of drugs.

Sansa Stark 06-19-2014 05:09 PM

this is why youre my favourite

hate paper doll 06-19-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461790)
for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period


Seriously? Wow, the more you know!


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