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Old 07-05-2014, 09:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yes, it is me =)
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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This kid that lives in my building used his camera phone to tape himself stealing a car, then posted it to his facebook wall. I laughed so fucking hard.

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Old 07-05-2014, 10:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yes, it is me =)
How dare you cancle that guys service!
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I do feel kinda bad about it but hey, I need my phone. How else would I call my friends? =)
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You have a point.

Here is my counter argument, how is he going to call your friends?
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lol,

I mean he might've written down your number. I hear he's looking for a date.
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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when i was younger i used to enjoy stealing **** from stores. it was a sort of game to me. one of my more lucrative endeavors was to steal from kohls. i would switch price tags on blazers and brand name dress clothes and the cashiers would be dumb enough to go along with it. i would also tear tags off and wear the clothes right out of the building, leaving my old (cheap) clothes in the dressing room. an average visit would net ~300 dollars in additional goods acquired. but to be honest i didn't do it for money nor did i ever make money from doing it. i just loved the feeling of risking it all and walking out triumphant in the end.
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Old 07-06-2014, 03:12 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Roxy should take the guy out and lace whatever he's eating/drinking with maximum strength laxatives and GHB so he falls asleep and shits rivers in his pants.
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Old 07-06-2014, 03:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Nah, she should contract gonorrhea and then let him hit it raw dog. It's not skeezy if it's funny.
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Old 07-06-2014, 05:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Sadly you gave him the gonorrhea first.
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