You're missing a comma. "Batlord" is a noun of direct address.

Correct usage: "Man, I love Grammar Week." :p:

Yeah, does little for me when the rest of you correct me...

My grammar belongs to the Batlord.

My loins however have always been Goofle's!

The "The" in "The Batlord" must always be capitalized. Also, I got Trollheart again.

I can't find the error.

He missed a comma between "Unknown Soldier's journal", and "'Pounding decibels'". He also forgot to capitalize "decibels".

It jumps out at me now.

Sigh* More red x's....

No. Just three.

Darn! That's me screwed then with LeHetfield James! (Ah, why didn't he just keep the original Wpnfire name?)

Check the scoreboard on the first page, he's fair game.

Um, I thought you were already in love with me? :( Are you more in love with me because of my sexy grammar powers? ;)
Um, what? Are you addressing me or Pet Sounds? If me, then how can misspelling the word "lose" be wrong? I'll just assume it's directed at PS.
But we are a bunch of pedantic assholes!
You want correction darling I'm your man! ;)
I thought the new rules say every non-member can only be caught once? If that's the case, then I feel it makes this a little boring.

Point of order: I think it's up to Unknown Soldier to confirm if his journal capitalises the word "decibels", as strictly speaking (Roxy! Settle down...) that word would only be capitalised if it were at the beginning of a sentence or was for instance the title of a band.

The "a" is optional, but otherwise booyah.

Well he's on the scoreboard with three points, so it looks like he's a member open to repeat ridicule.

This thread is more better than the most of the threads on musicbanter..

Dibs.

Darn! I've been taken down a peg! A whole peg!
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(And yes, welcome back to my Simpsons images being used to make every point!) ;)

I would say that was intentional?

What are you talking about? I never said anything about you misspelling the word "lose". I was correcting the complete cock-up that you'd made of a parenthetical sentence. \/\/\/

Since the parentheses are not actually in a sentence, "also" needs to be capitalized (not to mention that it needs a comma), and you also neglected to use punctuation at the end. Cock-up.

He does capitalize it. Check the journal section. Oh, and you should have used a comma before "for instance". I shall beat you into the dirt, Trollheart, just like I did to DwnWthVwls.


I just crushed two turds with one post. Taste it.

I'm on a ****ing roll.

Yeah, so it doesn't really count.

I knew it was intentional but I'll let Pet_Sounds be the judge of whether or not it counts.

Are you telling us Nazis don't support democracy?

This is clearly a missing comma. City. Failed.

You mean missing a comma, yes?

Nope. A missing comma. A comma that is not where it should be.

That would be a misplaced comma.

Check.

Are you trying to dodge your obvious grammatical error? Your sentence is missing a comma. Deal with it.

That's not what I was doing. Your Nazism is well grounded. I was just being pedantic as this week encourages it. Deal with it.

I'm guessing it'll be a slow week around here, for fear of being branded somewhat illiterate. Here's something to help out the masses:

Grammarly | Instant Grammar Check - Plagiarism Checker - Online Proofreader

You're very welcome.

Your attempts to deflect your own grammatical incompetence with misleading pedantry are amusing, but I am clearly the superior Mensch.

Believe what you will.

I used that to help my mom's friend with her capstone project. It's rather stupid sometimes.

And it sounds like you have to pay money to get a version that's actually useful.

She had access through her college. I've never tried it otherwise.


Grammar Fun!

The following are all grammatically correct sentences.

These I understand:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Police police police police police police police police.
That that exists exists in that that that that exists exists in.
If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is.

These I don't:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
Can can can can can can can can can can.

Can you figure them out?

I didn't try it out first, I just loaded the page, and it seemed legitimate. I have failed miserably.

http://m.memegen.com/ey6sat.jpg

Can you please explain the buffalo and police ones? I don't get them.

Buffalo - noun (city)
buffalo - verb (bully)
buffalo - noun (the animal)

police - verb (control/"police something")
police - noun (the cops)
police police - noun (the people who police the cops)

Those are the only two you don't get?

Nah, I just gave up on the two last ones.

I've never heard that one before. I guess it must be a New Jersey thing.