Grammar Week Update: Day I

Pet_Sounds · 09-14-2014, 07:05 PM

Now that we are twenty-four hours in, I have locked down The Grammar Nazis.

The Batlord was on a tear. He reported more mistakes than any other member, but due to vigilance from Trollheart, Briks, Frownland, and Plankton, he finished the day at a mere four points.

Trollheart's grammar was shaky, which led to him being caught by The Batlord multiple times. However, he still managed to find enough mistakes to be tied for first place. Four points is his score.

Frownland was ever-vigilant, and was responsible for reporting The Batlord multiple times, but Batty bit back. Frownland ended up with a solid two points and a tie for third place.

Briks managed to make it through the day without getting caught and reported three mistakes. However, one had already been reported by Frownland, whom Briks tied for third place.

Plankton was relatively quiet, but swooped in at the end of the day, when he caught The Batlord. That error is under review, however, and may be overturned in Batty's favour. His score stands at one.

Pet_Sounds reported multiple errors, but also committed multiple errors, which The Batlord reported. He scored one.

Janszoon was silent.

Lehetfield James was also silent, but was reported three times. He's got some ground to make up! Negative three points is his score.

RoxyRollah, Neapolitan, bob., Ninetales, Mondo Bungle, WhateverDude, bulbasaur, DwnWthVwls, Zack, and LoathsomePete were all captured and are awaiting trial.

RoxyRollah · 09-14-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Now that we are twenty-four hours in, I have locked down The Grammar Nazis.

The Batlord was on a tear. He reported more mistakes than any other member, but due to vigilance from Trollheart, Briks, Frownland, and Plankton, he finished the day at a mere four points.

Trollheart's grammar was shaky, which led to him being caught by The Batlord multiple times. However, he still managed to find enough mistakes to be tied for first place. Four points is his score.

Frownland was ever-vigilant, and was responsible for reporting The Batlord multiple times, but Batty bit back. Frownland ended up with a solid two points and a tie for third place.

Briks managed to make it through the day without getting caught and reported three mistakes. However, one had already been reported by Frownland, whom Briks tied for third place.

Plankton was relatively quiet, but swooped in at the end of the day, when he caught The Batlord. That error is under review, however, and may be overturned in Batty's favour. His score stands at one.

Pet_Sounds reported multiple errors, but also committed multiple errors, which The Batlord reported. He scored one.

Janszoon was silent.

Lehetfield James was also silent, but was reported three times. He's got some ground to make up! Negative three points is his score.

RoxyRollah, Neapolitan, bob., Ninetales, Mondo Bungle, WhateverDude, bulbasaur, and WhateverDude were all captured and are awaiting trial.

TheBig3 · 09-14-2014, 08:04 PM

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Pet_Sounds · 09-14-2014, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Ah, but we haven't come for you... yet.

TheBig3 · 09-14-2014, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Ah, but we haven't come for you... yet.

I'm going to warn you just this once. I'm Russia, and Winter is coming.

Pet_Sounds · 09-14-2014, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

I'm going to warn you just this once. I'm Russia, and Winter is coming.

The names of the seasons are not capitalized.

I have just taken Stalingrad.

DwnWthVwls · 09-14-2014, 08:19 PM

actually his capitalization of winter is okay because he was referencing "general winter" and not the season.

feel free to rip my sentence apart though. I give no ****s.

Big3 would you like to form an anti-Grammar-Nazi Alliance? We will make them look like douches for all the forum to see.

C.U.N.T.

Correct U Nazi Trash

Pet_Sounds · 09-14-2014, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

actually his capitalization of winter is okay because he was referencing "general winter" and not the season.

feel free to rip my sentence apart though. I give no ****s.

Big3 would you like to form an anti-Grammar-Nazi Alliance? We will make them look like douches for all the forum to see.

C.U.N.T.

Correct U Nazi Trash

It's still not capitalized. The only times the name of a season is capitalized is when it is at the beginning of a sentence, part of a title, or refers to Frankie Valli. (Although, technically, he was a "Four Season".)

DwnWthVwls · 09-14-2014, 08:31 PM

it's not a season.. its a personification of the season; a character of WWII.

General Winter.

The Batlord · 09-14-2014, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

The Batlord was on a tear. He reported more mistakes than any other member, but due to vigilance from Trollheart, Briks, Frownland, and Plankton, he finished the day at a mere four points.

I'm calling bull**** on your counting. Trollheart never got me.

09-14-2014, 07:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	Grammar Week Update: Day I Now that we are twenty-four hours in, I have locked down The Grammar Nazis. The Batlord was on a tear. He reported more mistakes than any other member, but due to vigilance from Trollheart, Briks, Frownland, and Plankton, he finished the day at a mere four points. Trollheart's grammar was shaky, which led to him being caught by The Batlord multiple times. However, he still managed to find enough mistakes to be tied for first place. Four points is his score. Frownland was ever-vigilant, and was responsible for reporting The Batlord multiple times, but Batty bit back. Frownland ended up with a solid two points and a tie for third place. Briks managed to make it through the day without getting caught and reported three mistakes. However, one had already been reported by Frownland, whom Briks tied for third place. Plankton was relatively quiet, but swooped in at the end of the day, when he caught The Batlord. That error is under review, however, and may be overturned in Batty's favour. His score stands at one. Pet_Sounds reported multiple errors, but also committed multiple errors, which The Batlord reported. He scored one. Janszoon was silent. Lehetfield James was also silent, but was reported three times. He's got some ground to make up! Negative three points is his score. RoxyRollah, Neapolitan, bob., Ninetales, Mondo Bungle, WhateverDude, bulbasaur, DwnWthVwls, Zack, and LoathsomePete were all captured and are awaiting trial. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease Last edited by Pet_Sounds; 09-14-2014 at 07:14 PM.

09-14-2014, 08:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. __________________ I've moved to a new address