Originally Posted by JustinJJustin (Post 1489869)

Stop confusing cider with vaginas.

Also that's only because your American. Or at least I assume you are. Or you wouldn't be knocking cider.

Cider in the U.S. isn't really popular over there and is considered to be in the same league as wine coolers.

Almost every pub in the UK has it on tap. Outside of the U.S. it is considered more gender neutral.

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin (Post 1489877)

It involves men and balls.

Can't be any more specific.

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1489871)

hey my friend and i have been having a discussion on skype for the past 10 minutes about what you could have possibly censored there. we couldn't come up with anything. could you help us out? thanks. love ya

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1489875)

Cider actually is fairly popular in the US.

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1489880)

[8:58:07 PM] emily: uuuuh
[8:58:23 PM] emily: maybe he said n instead of m?
[8:58:35 PM] emily: idk man

can you confirm

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1489881)

Men of the sea.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1489826)

I always thought the concept of maturity was absurd. If you have to assert that you're mature, then you're probably not. I see it as a construct invented by kids who needed to somehow define what was the difference between them and the imaginary person they wanted to be. And since they didn't really know, they invented shallow, half-nonsense and then pretended that that's what their personality was. Like a little kid putting on his parent's clothing to play pretend, even though the clothes are about ten sizes too big. And if they're lucky, the illusion somehow morphs into a real person as they get older, rather than just staying the same shallow ******* who thinks that the dividing line between kids and adults is whether or not they watch cartoons.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1489876)

I like Woodchuck on occasion. Def prefer beer to cider though.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1489882)

What the **** are you talking about? Nobody drinks cider.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1489882)

What the **** are you talking about? Nobody drinks cider.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1489895)

Name 17

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin (Post 1489894)

What the **** is a cocktail?

And why is there so many sexual names for cocktails?

Originally Posted by BigDGarciaDancer (Post 1489918)

and why do cocktails even exist? i bet they taste like YUCK. i perfer Chocolate Milk instead. and why are cocktails so expensive? i rather buy a ton of groceries(to support a poor family) around the same price as a fancy cocktail

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1489886)

justin censored the word sperm? thank you for censoring the word sperm justin. i am currently music bantering from church and it would have been a disaster had you not

EDIT:
oh my god was it semen is that the word? i get it now it all makes sense. thank you for censoring semen

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1489927)

I liked you better with a bulbasaur avatar.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1489317)

I love food and drinks in general. I am always happy to try new coffee, wine, tea, etc.

Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1489490)

and just for the record i am 6'1 and weigh 135 lbs (in other words i look like an AIDS or Cancer patient) and i cry hard at romantic comedies and most Disney films....and that commercial when the little girl is painting the toe nails of her Great Dane....the only sporting event i watch is the Tour De France....and i drink well over two case of beer a week

and at this exact moment i am wearing a shirt with a snail on it :)

macho as fuck

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1489964)

:love:



You > macho guys. And because you love Disney I want to say :love:.

Edit: I would like some Mountaindewme.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1489982)

I don't think he meant a Disney shirt hon. When he said a snail I think he meant there is a REAL SNAIL crawling on his chest and he's either too drunk, tired or couldn't care less to get up and move it, so going to wait for it to get off his chest.

Gonna be waiting a long time... those snails hurry for no man! :rofl:

Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1489490)

and just for the record i am 6'1 and weigh 135 lbs (in other words i look like an AIDS or Cancer patient) and i cry hard at romantic comedies and most Disney films....and that commercial when the little girl is painting the toe nails of her Great Dane....the only sporting event i watch is the Tour De France....and i drink well over two case of beer a week

and at this exact moment i am wearing a shirt with a snail on it :)

macho as fuck

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1489949)

i've never had a bulbasaur avatar

edit: : (

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1490033)

Cider is delicious and my vagina is not gaping.

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1490033)

Cider is delicious and my vagina is not gaping.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1490002)

O yeh, it was that stupid girl, nvm. You're okay again. :bonkhead: I had a senior moment.

Nice to see you commenting a bit more.