Beer drinking: a silly immature hobby
 

BEER.

what is it about beer that really attract people? why do we need beer? to prove we're the most machoist people in America? aren't there other forms of activity or snacks that make us enjoy watching sporting events or concerts. whats wrong with water or tea or milk? has Beer always been our Religion? I see America's machismo and machismo-nette(Macho Lady) wearing hats and shirts of their favorite beer brands(Bud Light, Miller, XX, etc), like if they're considered them as their imaginary pro team more important their real favorite sports team.

I don't drink the kind of beer you named and I don't understand the appeal of slamming a 30pack of piss water, but I enjoy my weekly six packs of micro brews and I don't consider that masochistic.

Alcohol has deep roots in US history so it's natural for our culture to be interested in it.

I love food and drinks in general. I am always happy to try new coffee, wine, tea, etc.

Getting ****ed up is its own reward.

Very true. That's why I drink bourbon.

Anyhoo... SPORTS

what is it about sports that really attract people? why do we need sports? to prove we're the most machoist people in America? aren't there other forms of activity or snacks that make us enjoy drinking alcohol. whats wrong with concerts or hanging out with friends or just getting drunk alone? have sports always been our Religion? I see America's machismo and machismo-nette(Macho Lady) wearing hats and shirts of their favorite sports team, like if they're considered them as their imaginary pro team more important their real favorite alcohol.

God this guy is creative.

Are there any other beverage choices that make you go to the internet to rant because I find this very interesting.

**** Gatorade.

Vitamin water has like no healthy benefits over Gatorade. I hate how they advertise that ****. What is wrong with this country? Our society is shewed through ignorant eyes.

But it has "vitamin" in the name. They can't put that on there if it doesn't make you skinny.

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this is more or less what i was going to come in here and say....although wife and child beating and rapist who are treated like heroes would have ended up in my diatribe

so being a beer drinker....and i mean a real beer drinker....as in i had no problem at all dropping $100 on three 11 oz bottles and drank all three with a huge smile.....such a big smile that i called three people while drinking them

and just for the record that beer came from Belgium

so there is that.....what's with the whole "America" bullshit

so just going on the fact that i hope you are not so ethnocentric that you think America created everything

beer was not at all created in America....nor was it at all perfected....although in my opinion a good Pacific Northwest IPA will blow any English IPA out of the water.....again just a tasteful opinion...matter of fact the US ranks 14 in the most beer consumed per capita (2012)


and just for the record i am 6'1 and weigh 135 lbs (in other words i look like an AIDS or Cancer patient) and i cry hard at romantic comedies and most Disney films....and that commercial when the little girl is painting the toe nails of her Great Dane....the only sporting event i watch is the Tour De France....and i drink well over two case of beer a week

and at this exact moment i am wearing a shirt with a snail on it :)

macho as fuck

Cellphones: a silly immature hobby
 

Cellphones

what is it about cellphones that really attract people? why do we need cellphones? to prove we're the most machoist people in America? aren't there other forms of activity or snacks that make us enjoy watching sporting events or concerts. whats wrong with actually watching the sporting events or concerts instead of playing with our cellphones during those events? has cellphones always been our Religion? I see America's machismo and machismo-nette(Macho Lady) wearing hats and shirts of their favorite cellphones brands (i-Phone, Android, Nokia, etc), like if they're considered them as their imaginary pro team more important their real favorite sports team.

MAGNETS.

How do they work?

And what's the deal with airline food?

do they even serve food anymore?

Yes, but it's not worth eating. You get better stuff in a hospital.

Magnetism. Or magic. Take your choice.

It's a miracle, man. Don't trust what those scientists have to say about it either, they'll just piss you off.

Just a heads up, he was making a joke about this song. In the interest of sparing you more earaches I only used a very small portion of the song so that you don't have to suffer through the rest of the it. It's worth eleven seconds of your life if only for the lulz.

I think people can drink beer as much as they want but it does have its bad sides. Let people decide. Like me, I hardly drink unless I hit on some honeys first. Then when they will leave, it will be worth being drunk.

Just a heads up, he was making a joke about this song.

Beer is ****ing great.

Beer is my favourite thing in the world.

You two have a silly immature hobby and really should be drinking bourbon.

Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems! ;)
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Now THAT's a case of drinking irresp -- irrasp --- irrisp --- without due care! And by the way,
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Irishmen. :rolleyes:

I never wanted to be mature anyway

^Nobody thought you were...

I always thought the concept of maturity was absurd. If you have to assert that you're mature, then you're probably not. I see it as a construct invented by kids who needed to somehow define what was the difference between them and the imaginary person they wanted to be. And since they didn't really know, they invented shallow, half-nonsense and then pretended that that's what their personality was. Like a little kid putting on his parent's clothing to play pretend, even though the clothes are about ten sizes too big. And if they're lucky, the illusion somehow morphs into a real person as they get older, rather than just staying the same shallow ******* who thinks that the dividing line between kids and adults is whether or not they watch cartoons.

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On the subject of beer, it tastes like ****. Cider is where its at for me.

But I'm allergic to apples and drinks that turn my giant dong into a gaping vagina like yours.

I am not sure how to respond.

What does giant dongs and gaping vagina's have to do with alcohol?

Unless of course you've mistaken alcohol for s***n. In which case stop swallowing so much.

EDIT: Try not to think too hard when coming back with an insult. You might have an accident.

Cider is the number one beverage choice of vaginas.

Stop confusing cider with vaginas.

Also that's only because your American. Or at least I assume you are. Or you wouldn't be knocking cider.

Cider in the U.S. isn't really popular over there and is considered to be in the same league as wine coolers.

Almost every pub in the UK has it on tap. Outside of the U.S. it is considered more gender neutral.

hey my friend and i have been having a discussion on skype for the past 10 minutes about what you could have possibly censored there. we couldn't come up with anything. could you help us out? thanks. love ya

Faced!

Cider actually is fairly popular in the US.

I like Woodchuck on occasion. Def prefer beer to cider though.

It involves men and balls.

Can't be any more specific.