Dear Women

When taking a picture of the smellies you got for Christmas after just coming out of the shower make sure you're careful of any surrounding mirrors.

This post is dedicated to the female member who just showed me a bit more of herself than she bargained for.

P.S. Does not apply to males, Urban would rather you not check.

:o:

You swap pictures of aftershave with your male friends?

Whatever passes the time for you I guess. I won't judge.

Nah we don't swap pictures, I just send them nudes and they don't respond for a while. Must be jealousy.

Jealous. He puts on a great show; you'll love it.

Zactlety.

Might be your eyeliner tho frowns.

Christmas at my place is very special. We start drinking right away, so when everyone else gets to see one Santa, we get to see six or seven.

My balls are still lower.