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Old 12-25-2014, 01:16 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Dear Women

When taking a picture of the smellies you got for Christmas after just coming out of the shower make sure you're careful of any surrounding mirrors.

This post is dedicated to the female member who just showed me a bit more of herself than she bargained for.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:20 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Dear Women

When taking a picture of the smellies you got for Christmas after just coming out of the shower make sure you're careful of any surrounding mirrors.

This post is dedicated to the female member who just showed me a bit more of herself than she bargained for.
P.S. Does not apply to males, Urban would rather you not check.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:29 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:29 PM   #134 (permalink)
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You swap pictures of aftershave with your male friends?

Whatever passes the time for you I guess. I won't judge.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:31 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Nah we don't swap pictures, I just send them nudes and they don't respond for a while. Must be jealousy.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:36 PM   #136 (permalink)
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I'm here at my parent's house with my parents, one of my sisters, and my nephew. Just finished opening everything, now I'm watching basketball. I got some weights, amazon gift cards, American Sniper, and my mom bought me Billy Joel tickets for a concert in May.
Jealous. He puts on a great show; you'll love it.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:40 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Nah we don't swap pictures, I just send them nudes and they don't respond for a while. Must be jealousy.
Zactlety.
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Old 12-25-2014, 01:41 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Might be your eyeliner tho frowns.
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Old 12-25-2014, 03:31 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Christmas at my place is very special. We start drinking right away, so when everyone else gets to see one Santa, we get to see six or seven.
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Old 12-25-2014, 04:07 PM   #140 (permalink)
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