Christmas

**Frownland** · 12-25-2014, 11:27 AM

So last night my parents were so faded that my naive sister even figured it out. So we made "gourmet" snacks for Santa. One was a cookie slathered in BBQ sauce (which looked like a chocolate sauce), topped with a banana, a dab of wasabi, and crushed crackers. The other was some weird cake ****. They ate it all, I don't think they noticed.

Instead of Andrew Jackson Jihad, I ended up getting my sister the new Moon Hooch album since she likes Too Many Zooz and she's turned on to them now. My dad loved the cigar box guitar kit. When he opened it up I was like "I got you a box of cigars!" and the fool hates smoking/smokers with a passion, so that was pretty funny.

I'm pretty hammered already. Merry Christophe.

Isbjørn · 12-25-2014, 11:32 AM

Merry Christmas from Norway

Wpnfire · 12-25-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Merry Christmas from Norway

Wtf did I just watch?

Isbjørn · 12-25-2014, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire

Wtf did I just watch?

Holiday traditions, of course.

Wpnfire · 12-25-2014, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Holiday traditions, of course.

How is that guy even alive??
You know what, I submit, you Norwegians are vastly more manly than I...this guy should be dead from hypothermia. He walks around in the snow on his bare feet?

**Frownland** · 12-25-2014, 11:52 AM

Hypothermia is relative.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-25-2014, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Merry Christmas from Norway

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire

Wtf did I just watch?

Just watched it thinking what a strange cunt.

Isbjørn · 12-25-2014, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire

How is that guy even alive??
You know what, I submit, you Norwegians are vastly more manly than I...this guy should be dead from hypothermia. He walks around in the snow on his bare feet?

/end contest

ladyislingering · 12-25-2014, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

So last night my parents were so faded that my naive sister even figured it out. So we made "gourmet" snacks for Santa. One was a cookie slathered in BBQ sauce (which looked like a chocolate sauce), topped with a banana, a dab of wasabi, and crushed crackers. The other was some weird cake ****. They ate it all, I don't think they noticed.

you should have gotten that on video for them to enjoy once they sobered up.

I don't think I've ever been that drunk in my entire life.

That's awful.

**Frownland** · 12-25-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

you should have gotten that on video for them to enjoy once they sobered up.

I don't think I've ever been that drunk in my entire life.

That's awful.

They were pretty baked as well, which clearly didn't help things.

12-25-2014, 11:27 AM	#121 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	So last night my parents were so faded that my naive sister even figured it out. So we made "gourmet" snacks for Santa. One was a cookie slathered in BBQ sauce (which looked like a chocolate sauce), topped with a banana, a dab of wasabi, and crushed crackers. The other was some weird cake ***. They ate it all, I don't think they noticed. Instead of Andrew Jackson Jihad, I ended up getting my sister the new Moon Hooch album since she likes Too Many Zooz and she's turned on to them now. My dad loved the cigar box guitar kit. When he opened it up I was like "I got you a box of cigars!" and the fool hates smoking/smokers with a passion, so that was pretty funny. I'm pretty hammered already. Merry Christophe. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

12-25-2014, 11:32 AM	#122 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Merry Christmas from Norway __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-25-2014, 11:52 AM	#126 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Hypothermia is relative. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x