This has turned into the "I didn't hear any conversation, but…" thread.
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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi
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"I'd like to wake him up and kill him again…"
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude
The other day I saw some kid playing with quite possibly the saddest invention ever
It was this harness with a bungee chord attached to it and on the bungee chord there was a soccer ball. So this kid kicks the ball, the bungee chord brings the ball back, kicks it again... and so on. Honestly, I couldn't think of a lonelier toy than that. Also, don't google-image ball harness toy in a place where you don't want people to see you looking at sex toys.
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It might be for the purpose of practice--I used to have a similar thing with a baseball.
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth
can't think of any conservation snippets off the top of my head. but i do have a random story to share which might help cheer you up. i know it always brings a smile to my face.
it was in a pet store. the owner was showing off, holding this giant snake. and out of nowhere the snake started spewing what appeared to be diarrhea all over the place. it was flailing around as the guy tried to aim the **** away from himself, spraying liquid **** all over his store. it looked a bit like this:
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Having worked in a pet store, I can appreciate that!
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Originally Posted by JennyOndioline
"...You've never tried it with a pickle? OH MY GOD..."
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The possibilities are endless.
Heard a couple of old gents in church back around Christmas:
"…yeah, he burned down the ice house in back of Fred's place…"
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