Ridiculously stupid things you've done to yourself?
 

High school years. Big party at the beach. Stop at the "packy" (New England slang for a liquor store) on the way to buy beers and ice. Out in the parking lot we start packing the coolers and my bag of ice has all of the cubes kinda fused/melted together.

So, instead of dropping it on the ground a few times to break them all up my stoned brain thinks it's a cool idea to use my head instead. Raise the bag up high and bring it down on my noggin.

STUPID IDEA. They tell me I was out for about 5 minutes.

I either Christmas treed or turned in blank sheets of paper for my final exams at the end of senior year. Someone trump that.

I bought 60 $ worth of crack and an 8 ball off an undercover cop.

Check. Mate.

Still don't have a high school diploma or GED after over ten years. I think I still got the edge.

Fell cowgirl style on a barbed wire fence.Running from Costa Rican law enforcement

Get in a vehicle with 5 teenagers high on mushrooms.
Teenager #3 has pipe and weed.
Get pulled over after driving maybe two blocks.
License and registration please.
Cop tells driver his license restricts # of passengers, everyone get out and walk, driver go home.
Nobody gets in ****, cop doesn't realize we're all ****ed in the head on fungus and smell like weed, or doesn't care.

No consequence.
But holy **** was it stupid.

You need to write a book. Or contact Netflix about a mini-series.

Everyone says that.

Starring JLH. :rofl:

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Im offened my tits are waaaay bigger.

No. They're not.

Like youd know.My D's run ****.

We need evidence.

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This could potentially be a great thread.

I was about 15 and broke two metacarpals in my left hand, held together with pins, cast with no top on etc. Tried to climb a spiked fence one handed when drunk and fell on top of the spikes. Cut my chest, shoulder and that, but could have been a disaster.

Now we're talking.

More like this.

Price has to be right,cash.grass.or ass motha****a nobody rides fo free.

Tease. Name the price woman.

:D Gotta love the totally unexpected direction this thread has gone in.

BOOBS!

We've seen you in the MB Picture thread. There's no mystery.

You can't afford me you spent all yourmoney on Spaghetti o's and a make shift bomb shelter.

Hopefully Manky sees this thread, reckon he's got a few belters from when he's been drinking.

True dat!

Joining MusicBanter.

I ended up with a few stitches in my skull after all of the blood was wiped away.

What's your net result?

BOOBS!

When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.

:D

Laughing to myself at this.

Great post.

I imagine going bareback when he caught Chlamydia is probably up there for him.

Haha I did **** like that. Jumped off walls onto boogie boards that were in the sand because then I could land surf. All kinds of bruised.

Most retarded thing I did to myself though was try to start a cult in high school. We met at the mall, I slashed open my thumb and made four other people drink my blood in the middle of the food court. Got kicked out obviously, also passed out for a short while and had to be carried. I still have the scar and tell people its from a can opener.

when i lived in rhode island i was arrested for possession and petty theft. the cop was like have you ever been arrested before? and i was like no. and he was like so you've never been arrested before and now you're going to be arrested for this ****. does that make sense to you? and i was like "is there a better way to get arrested?" and gave him a douchey grin. seemed clever at the time. i was fairly high. i think he might have let me off if i just let him play the mentor role and acted like i had remorse. who knows

when we went camping one time as a kid i had it in my mind that since lava was just really hot melted rock, that i could throw some rocks in the campfire and come back the next morning and they'd be lava. the next morning when i went searching for my lava i stepped on some grey coals that were still hot and burned my foot pretty severely. the skin fell off an all.

Not stupid at all. Kinda fits your MB profile to a T.

:p:

I can't... even...

I have scars on every part of my body except my face and my right arm.

I have a tendency to blame myself for things that are completely beyond my control and constantly beat myself up over them.

Weird, most of my scars are on my face (car accident, weight lifting accident) and my right hand (punching stuff).

Spill it dude.

I stole a lot of my grandmother's medication and overdosed on Xanax and Vicoden in high school. My friend and I had to be resuscitated and the doctors said I'm now highly susceptible to liver failure.

same.

there are things that happened YEARS ago that I'm still sort of upset about.

Deciding to fight a dude who was inches taller, years older, and many pounds heavier.

I lost but he bled more.

Not really a consolation in the end. I ached for many days afterwards.

Falling out of a trailer onto my knees not one but two times. It's stupid because it just is.

Details Ki!

I was working in one of my trailers and I was sweeping some trash into a circular trash bin that moves on wheels. I thought it'd be smart to push down the trash with my foot since the trailer is elevated off the ground by a few feet. As you can probably imagine, the trash can started to move around due to it being on wheels, and the trash bin slips away, I jump, and land on my knees. Than I get back into the trailer and fall out again.

Kinda funny and made me think of this.

I won't lie, it may have been stupid, but man I love talking about it. It's hilarious to me that I never thought for a second that maybe a garbage can on wheels will move around.