LoveDump 2015

Trollheart · 02-04-2015, 07:52 PM

Jesus people! How romantic! A message with multiple recipients! What did it say: "You are my only one" or something??

Put a bit of effort into it. Copy/pasting the same "compliment" into five PMs makes every one of them a little less valid. It doesn't take that long to singly send five PMs, even if they are all the same at least make sure the person you're sending each one to doesn't know that he/she/it is just one in a line. Assembly line love! God help us! Is romance dead??

A bit of thought, a bit of time and a bit of patience and you'll make much more of an impression than if you send a bloody mailshot!

Grumble grumble mutter kids these days....

Pet_Sounds · 02-04-2015, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Jesus people! How romantic! A message with multiple recipients! What did it say: "You are my only one" or something??

Put a bit of effort into it. Copy/pasting the same "compliment" into five PMs makes every one of them a little less valid. It doesn't take that long to singly send five PMs, even if they are all the same at least make sure the person you're sending each one to doesn't know that he/she/it is just one in a line. Assembly line love! God help us! Is romance dead??

A bit of thought, a bit of time and a bit of patience and you'll make much more of an impression than if you send a bloody mailshot!

Grumble grumble mutter kids these days....

There were actually 15 recipients (no idea how the Machine got that to work). I'm just happy somebody thought of me!

Also, hope nobody minds receiving Valentines from a 14-year-old.

Blarobbarg · 02-04-2015, 11:11 PM

Everything makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the **** was happening when I logged in and saw this ****.

Lube Dump
I would assassinate the president for a minute in your presence.
I would flay your arms wide open so I could crawl inside and be in your arms.
I would masturbate furiously to the images of your children knowing that your sex is what made them.
I would let you lick my *******, even if I didn't wipe.
I'm just that good of a person.
I would watch a monkey hump a dolphin for reasons I can't explain beyond me wanting to, but I'll say it's for you so you feel all warm inside.
But I won't do anal.

I refuse to believe anyone but Batty could be this degenerate and disgusting. But whoever it was, good work. You deserve a cake for how much effort you put into this!

Lovedump2k15 · 02-04-2015, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by blarobbarg

everything makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the **** was happening when i logged in and saw this ****.

lube dump
i would assassinate the president for a minute in your presence.
I would flay your arms wide open so i could crawl inside and be in your arms.
I would masturbate furiously to the images of your children knowing that your sex is what made them.
I would let you lick my *******, even if i didn't wipe.
I'm just that good of a person.
I would watch a monkey hump a dolphin for reasons i can't explain beyond me wanting to, but i'll say it's for you so you feel all warm inside.
But i won't do anal.

i refuse to believe anyone but batty could be this degenerate and disgusting. But whoever it was, good work. You deserve a cake for how much effort you put into this!

<3

Lovedump2k15 · 02-04-2015, 08:02 PM

Yo Janzsoon is a total twat and won't accept private messages because he's busy being a ****ing twat. ****ing twats these days man. So like. Don't bother sending him ****.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Jesus people! How romantic! A message with multiple recipients! What did it say: "You are my only one" or something??

Put a bit of effort into it. Copy/pasting the same "compliment" into five PMs makes every one of them a little less valid. It doesn't take that long to singly send five PMs, even if they are all the same at least make sure the person you're sending each one to doesn't know that he/she/it is just one in a line. Assembly line love! God help us! Is romance dead??

A bit of thought, a bit of time and a bit of patience and you'll make much more of an impression than if you send a bloody mailshot!

Grumble grumble mutter kids these days....

Shut up.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2015, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15

Yo Janzsoon is a total twat and won't accept private messages because he's busy being a ****ing twat. ****ing twats these days man. So like. Don't bother sending him ****.

I guess my inbox is kind of full. I didn't think it was so full I couldn't receive messages though.

Edit: it's cleared out now. Dump away.

02-04-2015, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Jesus people! How romantic! A message with multiple recipients! What did it say: "You are my only one" or something?? Put a bit of effort into it. Copy/pasting the same "compliment" into five PMs makes every one of them a little less valid. It doesn't take that long to singly send five PMs, even if they are all the same at least make sure the person you're sending each one to doesn't know that he/she/it is just one in a line. Assembly line love! God help us! Is romance dead?? A bit of thought, a bit of time and a bit of patience and you'll make much more of an impression than if you send a bloody mailshot! Grumble grumble mutter kids these days.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

02-04-2015, 11:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	Everything makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the ** was happening when I logged in and saw this . Lube Dump I would assassinate the president for a minute in your presence. I would flay your arms wide open so I could crawl inside and be in your arms. I would masturbate furiously to the images of your children knowing that your sex is what made them. I would let you lick my ****, even if I didn't wipe. I'm just that good of a person. I would watch a monkey hump a dolphin for reasons I can't explain beyond me wanting to, but I'll say it's for you so you feel all warm inside. But I won't do anal. I refuse to believe anyone but Batty could be this degenerate and disgusting. But whoever it was, good work. You deserve a cake for how much effort you put into this! __________________ https://rateyourmusic.com/~Blarobbarg ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆　^my RYM^　｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ (◠‿◠✿)