Hell Date.

RoxyRollah · 02-14-2015, 12:25 AM

In honor o f Valentine's day let's get it startrd.

Who:?
What:?
The out come:

Who took you on a bad date,what made the date suck,and did you see the person again?

Don't skimp on the details either. Let's get the chuckles started .

appy Valentine's Day lovies!

ladyislingering · 02-14-2015, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

In honor o f Valentine's day let's get it startrd.

Who:?
What:?
The out come:

Who took you on a bad date,what made the date suck,and did you see the person again?

Don't skimp on the details either. Let's get the chuckles started .

appy Valentine's Day lovies!

who: my ex.
what: 3k up front, lavish 'Friscan lifestyle
the outcome: domestic abuse; a wedding; a divorce; eternally unattractive because of such

RoxyRollah · 02-14-2015, 12:56 AM

You are un attractive bc of it? Internally or exsternally ?

ladyislingering · 02-14-2015, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

You are un attractive bc of it? Internally or exsternally ?

socially.

**Exo** · 02-14-2015, 12:59 PM

Who? Girl I liked at the time in like 8th grade. This was my first date.
What? She wanted to see a movie. I was 13. It wasn't like I could get a Motel 6 and set up a pound palace or something. We settled on...get this...What Women Want. Turns out that she had also invited six of her friends, who were also 13 year old girls. That should be awesome right? No. It wasn't. Turns out they all thought I was gay and kept nudging my shoulders and laughing in a "don't we girls ALL think alike?" I kept having to just nervously laugh and play like I knew what they were talking about. I told my original date that I wished it was just me and her cause I liked her. She gave me a surprise face as if she had no idea I didn't like men. She apologized and I told every one of my friends the next day that I went out a date with 6 girls from class. I was pretty cool for doing so. That lie died down after a while.

I didn't date for a while after that.

Chula Vista · 02-14-2015, 01:02 PM

The Batlord · 02-14-2015, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo_

Who? Girl I liked at the time in like 8th grade. This was my first date.
What? She wanted to see a movie. I was 13. It wasn't like I could get a Motel 6 and set up a pound palace or something. We settled on...get this...What Women Want. Turns out that she had also invited six of her friends, who were also 13 year old girls. That should be awesome right? No. It wasn't. Turns out they all thought I was gay and kept nudging my shoulders and laughing in a "don't we girls ALL think alike?" I kept having to just nervously laugh and play like I knew what they were talking about. I told my original date that I wished it was just me and her cause I liked her. She gave me a surprise face as if she had no idea I didn't like men. She apologized and I told every one of my friends the next day that I went out a date with 6 girls from class. I was pretty cool for doing so. That lie died down after a while.

I didn't date for a while after that.

There's so much material here that I would be doing comedy a disservice by picking any one thing to mock.

**Exo** · 02-14-2015, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's so much material here that I would be doing comedy a disservice by picking any one thing to mock.

Yeah dude. 7th grade was weird. Feel free though. We're all friends here. I mean, you're in my signature after all.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-14-2015, 01:19 AM

There's been a few, bit of a boring story but I'll contribute to the thread anyway, a double date kinda thing that ended with me getting arrested after my girl's friend didn't take a liking to my (rather rotund and a bit of a wrong'un) mate who nicked two phones off the table and ran off as we left. Awkward from start to finish.

RoxyRollah · 02-14-2015, 01:33 AM

Who did you hit?

02-14-2015, 12:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Who? Girl I liked at the time in like 8th grade. This was my first date. What? She wanted to see a movie. I was 13. It wasn't like I could get a Motel 6 and set up a pound palace or something. We settled on...get this...What Women Want. Turns out that she had also invited six of her friends, who were also 13 year old girls. That should be awesome right? No. It wasn't. Turns out they all thought I was gay and kept nudging my shoulders and laughing in a "don't we girls ALL think alike?" I kept having to just nervously laugh and play like I knew what they were talking about. I told my original date that I wished it was just me and her cause I liked her. She gave me a surprise face as if she had no idea I didn't like men. She apologized and I told every one of my friends the next day that I went out a date with 6 girls from class. I was pretty cool for doing so. That lie died down after a while. I didn't date for a while after that. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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02-14-2015, 01:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	There's been a few, bit of a boring story but I'll contribute to the thread anyway, a double date kinda thing that ended with me getting arrested after my girl's friend didn't take a liking to my (rather rotund and a bit of a wrong'un) mate who nicked two phones off the table and ran off as we left. Awkward from start to finish.