Love you boo;)

Surely you believe in metal???
There is no evidence, anecdotal or otherwise, which proves stepping on cracks can be hazardous to your mother's health. In this case (the ouija board) it's a case of hedging your bets on the safe side and erring on the side of caution. No point tempting fate, unlike you, JWB, whom I expect we'll at some point hear mysteriously vanished after entering a haunted house on Halloween wearing a Friday 13th t-shirt carrying a oiuja board under your arm and muttering "Come at me bro"... :rolleyes:

actually i had a friend who once stepped on a crack and a few weeks later his mom had a disc slip while at work
irrational superstitious twat

I'm willing to live with those consequences.

I thought the superstition was "Don't smoke crack or your mother will break your back"? :laughing:

Do I need to point out that although its a board game now,intially spirit boards were homemade? Do I need to point out that it is if used properly a conduit between worlds.Also do I need to point out that they are exstremely dangerous and ****ing with them isnt for the novice.Laugh all you want but what should come over you is the attitude of fiding a loaded gun with no safety.Also remember this is a missfiring .22 .So 9 times outta ten it doesn't work.1% of the time is when **** gets crazy.Also fyi,never burn,or throw them away.Submerge in running body of water.Sos you don't curse yourself.

:laughing:

so what you're saying then is if i burn 10 of these spirit boards i am more or less guaranteed a supernatural adventure?

i'm willing to do it. just not willing to spend money on it.

mail me your spirit boards people and i will burn them and upload it to youtube

Never leave your house again pussy.

thought so. you want so badly for this bull**** to be true that you're too scared to put it to the test.

Its just firewood by numbers. I'll bring the Smores.

I don't think I'd want to risk the mental torment after using one. Also, nasty spirits can stay with you after using one......So I've heard anyway

It's probably also a bad idea to snort coke off your mother's back as well. Sends mixed signals.

This.. And agreed on your previous comments.

Bitch I work for a living.Aint nobody got time to **** with you.

What does that have to do with Ouija boards?

shook ones pt III up in this thread

Oh my god I used to make spirit boards all the time. I used them to convince my cousins and siblings that I was the ****ing authority on the paranormal.

Expert bull****ter.

What type of cardboard / paint combination produces the highest quality conduit between worlds?
Do the candles have to be scented?

I found an empty pizza box and magic marker to be the most efficient.

What the hell does that even mean??

Well no wonder, if you're using magic marker!

Do ghosts like pineapple on their pizza? Hurry up, pizza guy on the phone.

I could never afford the kind with pineapple, it was always Red Baron's pepperoni.

Went with extra jalapenos, seems to effectively conjure demons from my ass every time. It's fool proof.

Oh **** you crazy

litterally nothing. Im just bitchy today.:(

"today" ;)

Suck on a tail pipe JwB.

What's the red spot for?

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OK, I got it. I'm dead, a ghost and invisible as everyone is ignoring me.
BOOOO!!!!!
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=10553511

? What? You said something?

I'm implying that she is menstruating.

Im not. Thanks for keeping up with my cycle though.Makes me feel loved.Next time send a dozen roses Im sincerely and deeply depressed,annoyed and ****ing irritable.

Well, now I have one day to mark off the calender. Now it's just a process of elimination before I finally pin down when you're on your menses.

Well, you ARE a detective after all...
http://herodistrict.com/wp-content/u...ted_series.jpg

This is the creepiest **** ever bro....