Rubber boots or cowboy boots. Up here in redneck heaven, I see too many.

Judge my typical attire:

Shirt: Usually a plain T, although I have a couple with bands or sports teams. Polo in a semi-formal situation, sweater if it's too cold.
Pants: Jeans, usually black.
Shoes: Normal running shoes, kinda whitish grey/brown.

Add a black leather jacket in chillier weather and aviators whenever it's sunny in the least. (I have very sensitive eyes.)

I really hate those ironic 'Fund the Police' shirts.

Period piece, doesn't count. Hats were cool as **** back in the day, their time has passed.
Again, that's a practical use. You're wife is hot, but not in that hat, it's scarecrowesque.
These are two key elements of my wardrobe. I think they're both great. Judge away!

James you just gotta find the right hat for you. I think you'd look good in a clergy man's hat.

But its been proven trends just recycle ....

You're an ******* if you wear an "I <3 NY" shirt if you have never set foot in New York. Quit being a douche.

you are an ******* if you wear a CBGB t and have no clue what that is..

You're just an *******, but I agree with you.

Annoying shit I wish would just go away already:

• Tom's. You know, those shoes that are basically made of shower curtain fabric and cardboard but they're expensive as hell and people go batshit over them.
  
• Uggs. Pretty sure they're called Uggs because they're Ugg-ly from the killing and abuse of innocent creatures to snobbish garbagewhores strutting around in them like they're hot shit.
  
• Giant bun on top of the head. It just makes you look like you're too lazy to take pride in your hair so you'd rather make it look like a pile of dog shit on the top of your head. Something to match your personality, I guess.
  
• Fedoras/trillbys/whatever the hell you neckbeards call them. No. Just .... no. On top of the dad jeans, wallet on a chain, trench coat, gym shoes, faint smell of your mom's basement and Cheeto dust stains on your sausage fingers, you don't need a disgusting hat to tip at all the women who have undoubtedly vomited in their mouths just looking at you.
  
• Gym shorts & yoga pants. Are you going out for a run? Getting some exercise? Then good for you. If you're going to the grocery store and you were just too fucking lazy to dress like a productive member of society (this also applies to sweatpants & pajamas in public) then don't leave the house. You weren't prepared for that responsibility.
  
• Grown-ass men wearing graphic tees with skulls or some other nonsense they haven't let go of since age 12. Or flames. "No Fear". Well... I can tell you what makes me slightly uncomfortable. The ill-dressed manchild in my view.
  
• Animal-print. You're not a zebra, leopard, tiger, or any other animal, but it's usually the elephants of womankind that adorn themselves in that garbage. Two times the stupidity, but I guess you tried to get down to your roots. C- for effort. Dumbass.

There's more, but those are my immediate irritations.

Both of these things make me hate the human race. Too many fucking idiots.