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Old 05-04-2015, 01:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Genus: Proggius Planktonius

Habitat: Isolated woodland areas with an abundance of bitchin' dirt bike terrain.

Characteristics: Takes on the role of parent, unlike many related species that take on more traditional gender roles. When not acting as a mother, it has a tendency towards oddly entrancing musical mating calls, which generally result in mixed results at attracting the opposite sex.

Diet: Riffs.

Known deities worshipped: Rush, Buckethead, and Joe Satriani.

Mating habits: Unwise.

Interactions with other creatures: Generally sociable, unless protecting its young from predatory scavengers.

Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Genus: Burnious Downous

Habitat: Cold, snowy region where driveways are constantly being shovelled.

Characteristics: A caring, intelligent creature who has many abilities. Tends to spend a lot of time with her mate, involving regular coitus.

Diet: Serbians.

Known deities worshipped: Classical music.

Mating habits: Only with one mate but a very healthy sex life.

Interactions with other creatures: Social, considerate and entertaining to others.

Behavior: Unfortunately this creature is not out in her habitat of Music Banter very often. Tends to get distracted by her home life and coitus with her mate.
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Old 05-05-2015, 06:22 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.
Surprisingly accurate.
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Old 05-05-2015, 07:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

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Old 05-05-2015, 07:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

Fixed.
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Old 05-05-2015, 07:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2015, 01:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Fixed.
I tried, but you can't edit other people's posts... if a mod has absolutely nothing to do and wants to change "genus" to "species", have at it, otherwise they all have to remain as is. Tragedy ensues.
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Old 05-05-2015, 05:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.
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Old 05-05-2015, 05:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.
I think that's far too much work.
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I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.
That would be great, but unless you can convince someone who can actually draw (WWWP?) then don't rely on me. I couldn't draw a bath. But you can find cool sometimes-relevant images if you look around. I do think an image of some sort should be included. If not, how are future scientists ever going to know what we poor, extinct bastards looked like?
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