How do you upload a Spotify playlist? I've played around with the playlist feature all of two or three times.

You make a playlist. Then people can see it if they search the name of the playlist. Crazy **** man.

Not sure. I've never used it (although I had apparently made an account at some point). But after some looking, I did see a "Share" option, and a "Copy Spotify URL" in the pull down from the "...". One of those should work if you post it here as a link.

go to a gay bar and be yourself

:clap:

If I actually knew where any gay bars were, I might just give that a try.

I hear denial in your voice.

I live in the south. They don't exactly take out full page ads in the paper.

I'm sure that you can find a speakeasy at a closed Bed Bath and Beyond easily.

EDIT: To answer the OP, if I knew a way to get free booze I would be too drunk to ever post on here. The only tactic I know is bumming off of friends and theft. Has your friend come down from the acid or have you overcome your silly morals yet?

My plans have come to naught. :(

I'll send you a six-pack when you hit ten thousand posts. Deal?

Don't send him a six pack. He'll never shut up if you do.

A six-pack? Look, buddy, I know I may not actually be from Ireland, but it is still the land of my ancestors. A six-pack is an appetizer.

How about a six pack of this:

Snake Venom, The ‘World’s Strongest Beer’ Boasts a 67.5% ABV

You can always start a car wash, or a lemonade stand. But do the car wash topless, not the lemonade stand lest you end up with this guy on your lawn...

I bet that is absolutely disgusting, but I would like to try it.

10% beer is bad enough.

I'd try a small snifter of it, but yeah, not a fan of the high alc content beers. It's like drinking a boilermaker in every sip.

Whats the strongest drink you've drank?

Think mine is just rum or maybe ouzo about 40%

Used to drink 10% beer years ago and it is like drinking battery acid yeah.

40% is 80 proof I believe? I drink that on a regular basis, but not in the form of beer... That sounds awful.

So in the form of Anti freeze, or hard liquor?

Well, if it's a Sunday anything will suffice.

I've had moonshine before, not sure of the abv on that. Everclear too, 95% abv as well as Bacardi 151, 75% abv.

I don't remember much of it though. That **** is for blackout drinking.

say you don't have dry county laws.

It's so ridiculous. Indiana is backwards, yes, but there are enough beer guzzlers here that you wouldn't think it would be an issue. Guess again.

You should try jailhouse alcohol made from fermented oranges. I will literally make you go blind, and it tastes like lava.

That's it, Im running for governor we can't have people not drunk on the Lords day.

Don't elect some chick from a cult. Elect a good Catholic atheist like me. I'll make sure the whole state stays obliterated 24/7.

That's the worst campaign smear I have ever heard. Elect former cultist she knows the value of being obliterated.

Bitch, this is America. "This person is not a Protestant" is just about all you need to take someone down.

Don't you look silly because I am a protestant.

Two words: Marion Barry. ;) If he can win twice anyone can.

Doesn't matter. You were in a cult. And as an American, I am too lazy to look that guy up.

Crack smoking mayor of DC.

It's sad you need to look him up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Barry

But is he a Protestant?

A tambourine shakin Baptist.

Well there you go. He's officially more qualified to govern than you are in the eyes of the American public.

He protested when they took his crack pipe.

I'm a protestant by choice tho.

I love you.