Obtaining Free Booze
 

As usual, I'm broke. But I've been listening to Tankard all day, and I crave beer. Lots of beer. What must I do that doesn't involve theft?

If they think you're stealing just tell them you're borrowing it.

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Need beer, not douchebags.

Free beer = compromise.

Craigslist: Trade beer for comics.

Sorry, that's all I got.

move to the Czech republic. beer is so cheap its basically free

My attempt to barter for booze with a couple friends was unsuccessful. One is on acid and the other is already drunk. Had I called them an hour earlier, I might be swimming in cheap beer as we speak, but alas, I am boned.

My friend on acid claims that he might be free to booze it up later, but I'm not gonna hold my breath. I love him like a brother, but he's a major flake.

Make a bet with someone, like "I bet that I can chug more Kalinka than you". Make the other person pay for the booze. The other person dies of alcohol poisoning, and voila, you've gotten drunk for free.

Grow a pair of boobs and go to a club or bar. Some nice friendly fellow will offer to buy you a drink. Works without fail.

Something tells me that if he could do this, a hell of a lot more problems than lack of booze would be solved.

:rofl:

This fact has been making me bitter for the past hour.

Then you have your solution: drink yourself!:laughing: :beer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_(beer)

Learn to brew your own. It's fairly easy to do once you have the materials/knowledge. Then you can just brew your own stash. And as long as you don't distribute it, there's nothing illegal about it. No harm, no foul.

Why am I not surprised that the Texas redneck is encouraging me to make my own moonshine. Not that it's not temping TBH.

Takes a while though, time Batty is not I would say prepared to wait...
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moonshine isn't beer tho??

TBH I'd give paint thinner a try at this point.

Correct. Moonshine is more of a whiskey than anything, if we really wanted to classify it. Brewing your own beer is incredibly easy. I know a guy who has his own rig. It's actually cheaper to buy the supplies and brew your own. Plus you can experiment with different flavors to create something truly unique.

Get a fucking job. :)

I want to drink. I don't want a reason to drink.

You never answered what I replied to.

I didn't realize I was meant to. But to answer your post: meh.

Hey, hey! Let's not go mad here!

Go drink out of a portapotty' runoff, it's pretty much the same as drinking Bud Light.

I literally gagged irl

Free booze >>>

This won't help you, but I remember for the Queen's jubilee in 2012, Carling did some offer where they gave away a load of beer if you were hosting a street party.

Registered an event and claimed the full 105 bottles, obviously there was no event I just wanted beer. A few days later some bloke turns up and hands over 9 crates of beer for fuck all. Drank them on my own with the barbecue going over summer :cool:

Thought you were going to say a few days later guy shows up with a coach party for the event! :laughing: Band: "Hey man, where do we set up? You got our dressing rooms ready? Bit small in this flat, innit?"

Take money out of your moms purse. I know I know you've done it twice this week already.
Maybe you could try asking her this time.

I like an honest bum. I'd give a hobo my change if he just told me he wanted to get ****ed up. I feel his pain.

I'd give him a 12 pack to, you know, make sure he did the right thing instead of tempting him to eat or something if he had actual money.

One of these days I'm gonna be a straight-up Good Samaritan and just kick back with a keg and a bunch of alley bums.

Will you be sleeping in the alley as well? Or your old stall at the library?

Kinda related to the sign, but whenever I panhandle I put up a sign that says 'money for drugs' and occasionally 'money for booze'. I tend to make twice as much when I do this. Maybe you can try panhandling with an honest sign, do you have any talents? You could do your Manowar cosplay and have people pay you to leave.

Ikr Bud Light is disgusting.

You've turned a corner.

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They grow up so fast.

I'm sure one of the vagrants will lend me a long piece of cardboard. When you're that ****ed up, it's all you need.

Of course my booziness will spill over into the rest of the Lounge, but I think I shall make this thread my home base whenever I am drunk.

Sidenote: I am currently making a master playlist of all of Tankard's beer songs, and will then make a secondary list of all the choicest cuts. If I had iTunes or whatever you nerds use to upload playlists, I'd upload it once it's finished.

Post up the songs in the order you'd like to see them, maybe someone will come along and make it so. I believe Spotify has that feature, or you could always make a YouTube playlist.