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Old 06-20-2015, 09:38 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Ive never not gone to an std clinic where a guy stuck a q-tip in my pee hole.
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Old 06-20-2015, 09:40 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Ive never not gone to an std clinic where a guy stuck a q-tip in my pee hole.
You prefer to do that at home?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-20-2015, 09:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I would prefer if we changed the subject, joke or not just thinking about that incident makes my dick itchy.
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Old 06-20-2015, 09:55 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I would prefer if we changed the subject, joke or not just thinking about that incident makes my dick itchy.
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A Q-tip down my pee hole suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
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Old 06-20-2015, 10:19 PM   #46 (permalink)
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A Q-tip down my pee hole suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
Don't worry, I'll only use my pinky.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-21-2015, 06:41 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Like Bogey never said "Play it again Sam",...
Yeah, someone had told me that, and as I watched the movie shortly afterwards, I can confirm that it's true - though he does say, "Play it again", while talking to Sam; so close, but no cigar!

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...Kirk never once said "Beam me up Scotty",...
I wonder what sad person did the hours of research necessary just to put that one word, "never" into their conclusion.

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the phrase "Big Brother is watching you" was never spoken in Nineteen Eighty-Four...
Strictly speaking this is probably true, but it's a very misleading statement. George Orwell invented the phrase "Big Brother is watching you" as a slogan for a propaganda poster, not as a line of dialogue. In my edition of the book, the slogan, "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU" appears, in caps, on the first page of the first chapter, paragraph two and, over the page, again in paragraph four. Let's not diminish the credit that George Orwell deserves; it would be ironic if we allowed spin-off movies and reality shows to rewrite the history of the novel's creation, given that rewriting history is a key element of Orwell's inspired book.

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Advancing the thread with a common misconception about the Bible: the Bible doesn't say, "Money is the root of all evil." it says, "The love of money is the root of all evil," which is subtly different and makes more sense - not that the Vatican ever paid it much attention either way.
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Old 06-21-2015, 11:45 AM   #48 (permalink)
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I wonder what true American hero did the hours of research necessary just to put that one word, "never" into their conclusion.
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Old 06-21-2015, 12:33 PM   #49 (permalink)
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^ Maybe I wasn't clear that I really liked the Shatner/Nimoy Star Treks - but trawling through every episode waiting for one phrase - yes, I guess that is heroic!

(btw, what does "ftfy" mean?)
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Old 06-21-2015, 12:37 PM   #50 (permalink)
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^ Maybe I wasn't clear that I really liked the Shatner/Nimoy Star Treks - but trawling through every episode waiting for one phrase - yes, I guess that is heroic!

(btw, what does "ftfy" mean?)
"Fixed that for you".
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