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Old 07-04-2018, 04:52 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.

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The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!

And WWII was the awkward makeup sex when you get back together but aren't really sure if you're going to stay together.
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Old 07-04-2018, 04:55 PM   #182 (permalink)
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I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!
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Old 07-04-2018, 04:56 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Hmm. Most people shampoo their hair, but you do you.
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Old 07-04-2018, 04:58 PM   #184 (permalink)
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Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.




And WWII was the awkward makeup sex when you get back together but aren't really sure if you're going to stay together.
WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.
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Old 07-04-2018, 04:59 PM   #185 (permalink)
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WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.
And Vietnam was her other guy kicking your ass.
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Old 07-04-2018, 05:00 PM   #186 (permalink)
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It's not war, it's protection.

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Pubic lice huh?

Elph not looking so sweet now, is he?
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That little yellow bastard was sneaky af
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The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!
1812 was the trailer park domestic disturbance after America found out their ex-wife's new husband was wearing their Skynyrd shirt.
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You should teach history. That like really catches the essence I couldn’t find.
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