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Old 07-05-2018, 07:14 PM   #221 (permalink)
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this boring holiday is over so we can delete this thread now
You're like a teenage girl forced to go to dinner with the family. Just keep your mouth shut and look pretty so the waiter will refill my beer while he's trying to look down your shirt.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-05-2018, 07:24 PM   #222 (permalink)
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You're like a teenage girl forced to go to dinner with the family. Just keep your mouth shut and look pretty so the waiter will refill my beer while he's trying to look down your shirt.
And undo another button while you're at it. Maybe the meal will be on the house.
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Old 07-05-2018, 07:27 PM   #223 (permalink)
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And undo another button while you're at it. Maybe the meal will be on the house.
Shut up, you ****ing pedophile.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-05-2018, 08:31 PM   #224 (permalink)
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Shut up, you ****ing pedophile.
**** off. I'm not into feet.
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Old 07-05-2018, 08:44 PM   #225 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 08:48 PM   #226 (permalink)
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I've got to say this might be an apt metaphor for my entire life
The teenage girl part: yeah. Going to dinner with your family: no. It's too bourgeoisie.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 07-05-2018, 08:56 PM   #227 (permalink)
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The Bible says if she’s got big titties it’s ok to **** her.

And I agree. Age is just a number.
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:18 PM   #228 (permalink)
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I can't keep up with the political sophistication of all these war metaphors, but I'm surprised no-one has posted this song yet, tailor-made for Batlord's OP:-
This song seems tailor-made for Batlord. I wonder how many times he heard "Somebody get me a cheeseburger."

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Old 07-06-2018, 02:04 AM   #229 (permalink)
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Well, if this doesn't get the thread closed, nothing will


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Old 07-06-2018, 08:49 AM   #230 (permalink)
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