4th of JULY, BITCHES!! TITS, BEER, AND FIREWORKS! **** FOREIGNERS! TOBY KEITH, WHORE!
 

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICK, GOOFLE!!!

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We got your number right here, Fritz!


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Always thought vegetables are inherently unamerican. What are you, a bunch of pussified hippies? Or is this from the alternate universe vegan wars series?

It's still July 3rd, dumbass.

Educate yourself on the lengths the USA will go to crush our enemies.


Wikipedia - Victory garden

I live on the East Coast, ****face. It's 1:34 here on the American side of America. Your pinko West Coast can go suck my dick.

Well, alright then.
But I'm surprised by the lack of ravenous anti-communism in this thread.
I am a true Soviet after all.

Why should there be? Communism already kicked its own ass. We just helped for the lulz.

OP is so ****ing AMERICAN

So you're saying communism isn't an ongoing threat for the american way of life anymore? All right then, just keep thinking that, sucker...

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Also this:

I know. Isn't it amazing?

Oh look. A dead commie. I'm shaking in my Vietnamese sweatshop-produced boots that I bought from Walmart, cause all the communist countries would be ****ed if they didn't have America to buy their ****.

Happy 'Merica day. I will celebrate by sleeping through the entire thing because it's entirely irrelevant to me, like most holidays. woooooooooooo

I'll pray for you.

I luv the op and how 2 lesbians are sandwiched between a sandwich and beer.

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And yet sadly 1/4 of Americans don't know why we celebrate the 4th.

Isn't it to celebrate the invention of fireworks & beer?

Yes, exactly.

Nah, it's cause we kicked France's ass in the War of 1812.

:laughing:^

Hey, remember that time you guys tried to annex us? Yeah, the time we kicked you out, chased you back down to Washington, then proceed to burn down the Whitehouse?

Me neither.

I remember when the British did. After that I don't remember Canada ever doing anything of interest besides taking one of the pussy beaches at Normandy.

You guys burned down an English power electronics band?

They did a pretty good job too. Band didn't get back together for over 150 years.

You know, with as much as you like laying waste to Japanese cities, I'd think you'd be all about America. Besides, without us, you'd still be an iguana.

I'm an American, and I approve of this message.

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The Tour De France started today :)

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Happy Amreeka day. I'm going to get drunk in public and make a fool of myself, just like our founding lathers would've wanted it.

Beach, bars, beer, babes, blunts, hot dogs, hot rods, hot weather, ocean, fireworks, music... starting now and continuing into the early am hours tomorrow.

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My favorite holiday by far!

Batlord rules! :cool:

Our founding fathers started the hellfire club.....where they would get drunk and **** sheep

fify.

Grats. Now get a welfare state before firework injuries make you all poor and homeless or something.

I'm going to stay inside and mourn Joey Chestnutts loss in the hot dog eating contest . He lost to a skinny Asian kid named Megatoad. What? Megatoad was born in San Jose? USA! USA!

Happy America Day bros x

I was going to give a homeless guy a beer today, but given that it's America's birthday, I sold it to him for everything he had.

Communism averted.
Close one.

Here are some American things that I like.

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USA! USA!

Megatoad is insane. I've watched some of his youtube videos, that kid can eat.

When I saw the OP I was worried Batty might overdo it. Thank god he showed some restraint! :laughing: