WhateverDude 4 prez
 

Vote for me and all the booze and drugs will be legal and free. Also all the rich people will have to work dead end minimum wage jobs for the rest of their lives and bigots will be shot on sight. :thumb:

So does that make you anti-gun control?

Only when it comes to dead bigots.

What's your stance on gay marriage?

How do you know whether or not someone with a gun will kill a non bigot either on purpose or by accident? Plus with free booze I imagine there might be a few extra angry people out there that might fire a little quickly. The free booze will also help expose the bigots.

Dead bigots get guns? So will there just be a roving band of government vans that will put guns in the cold dead hands of all deceased hatemongers?

I don't believe in marriage but I believe in everyone's right to be married. As for dead bigots, well, there'd be some sort of system that monitors the carnage. Or maybe I got carried away. I'm not sure what the answer is but something must be done!

Well if you don't believe in marriage then why not abolish the institution altogether? The divorce rate will plummet.

I hate to break it to you, but marriage exists, WD.

He has a point. Marriage is an abstract concept that only exists because people believe it does. If WD believes it doesn't exist, then in his world, it doesn't.