WhateverDude 4 prez
 

Vote for me and all the booze and drugs will be legal and free. Also all the rich people will have to work dead end minimum wage jobs for the rest of their lives and bigots will be shot on sight. :thumb:

So does that make you anti-gun control?

Only when it comes to dead bigots.

What's your stance on gay marriage?

How do you know whether or not someone with a gun will kill a non bigot either on purpose or by accident? Plus with free booze I imagine there might be a few extra angry people out there that might fire a little quickly. The free booze will also help expose the bigots.

Dead bigots get guns? So will there just be a roving band of government vans that will put guns in the cold dead hands of all deceased hatemongers?

I don't believe in marriage but I believe in everyone's right to be married. As for dead bigots, well, there'd be some sort of system that monitors the carnage. Or maybe I got carried away. I'm not sure what the answer is but something must be done!

Well if you don't believe in marriage then why not abolish the institution altogether? The divorce rate will plummet.

I hate to break it to you, but marriage exists, WD.

He has a point. Marriage is an abstract concept that only exists because people believe it does. If WD believes it doesn't exist, then in his world, it doesn't.

What's your stance on bishes who dunevenno?

What's your platform on Social Security and other "entitlements"?

My vote is hinging on your official stance.

They just dunevenknow. What else can you say of them?? They're just bishes, it's a waste of mind to them to pay.

What's social security?

:bonkhead: are you serious?

I wish.

Social security is where they take a bit out of everyone's paychecks and give that money to old farts so that they don't die impoverished.

If we just euthanize them whenever they reach retirement age then it won't be a problem. Your stance, WD?

this seems well thought through and smart

t'was jokes frowns. so cereal you are. I like old people. They should stick around.

My post is muy cereal. Took that description straight off of wiki.

Old people have a higher rate of bigotry though.

I will campaign for you

Maybe we can help the economy by hosting bigot gladiator events?

I like this idea. And Briks, you've got the job.

:beer:

He's fifteen. You can't legally employ him.

I smell an executive order.

Mother****er is ran on an anti-rich people platform and now he's rolling back child labor laws? He's changed, man.

when you say drugs will be free... does this include horse steroids

Stance on the death penalty and military spending? What about how you're going to deal with all of the people coming into the country illegally? Those dern aliens from Mars are getting out of control!

All of the drugs. All of them free. Martians are cool, just have them register for citizenship and we're fine. The more the merrier!

What about the Martians already here illegally?

So... will you run as an Independent?

Hmmm.

Well my blackout drunken typing has gotten better. What exactly is going on here?

You're running for president and ignored child labour laws to hire me to campaign for you

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


yeah i don't like authority. im backing out. totally down with free legal drugs though.

I think most of your consituency hasn't bothered to register to vote. But that's nothing a grass-roots campaign won't help you solve.

But... we the people, man

Heh, I can't vote anyway.

**** the people. i live for me.