I bought a JD and coke btw, wait no, i didn't have enough for jd, so they said there's bells and jim beam, so I settled for jim beam

so basically you're a pussy

Real Man.

*raises hand*

Don't make me list all of the cool **** I've done that you peeps only fantasize about with a hand on your member.

i can't believe they'd offer me Bells

I ordered a rum and coke from a bar after a hockey game last Friday and I was already so wasted that I just handed the bartender an indiscriminate amount of bills in hope that they were enough for that and a tip. Then I woke up the next morning hoping I hadn't handed him a wad of twenties.

wait, you tipped him?

You tip bartenders in America.

You went to a Hockey game?

I went to a hockey game once.

Free tickets. Was cool.

Ever let a horse plow you in the fanny?

I introduced my third daughter to Louis CK. She's in love.

so much yes. Bill Burr better be next.

You have potential. Doug Stanhope's gotta be next. I still need to watch the rest of Louis' show btw. Amazing ****.

^Good stuff, too, all that!

I chose Louis CK first because she likes to call everyone a faggot.

What happens if you don't?

she sounds like she would fit right in here.

I recall one of his spawn being a member here?

Hello, faggots!\



I've been here before but I lost my old password and can't remember it

Welcome to MB. You seem like you'll fit right in here. What are some of your favorite artists, faggot.

Battyboy

The bartenders treat you like **** I guess. We always tip over here so I honestly don't know. The one time I ever didn't tip a waitress and then went back to the restaurant she looked at me like I was dirt. I tipped her double and all was good after that.

Wut up, cunt?

Thanks, faggot! Some of my favourites are Wardruna, Metallica, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, and Anais Mitchell.

Who the **** are you?

The real members of MB are the ones who make themselves at home straight away.

i like this tech n9ne album

Lol.

You should plan next time brother

This is the first Tech album I haven't been hyped about. Also heard a lot of disappointed opinions on it.

Really? I thought it was quite good. Long tracks though. Bit of a turn off but overall I liked it.

Haven't heard it yet. I'll probably end up liking it.

Metallica were the band that really got me into music and Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning are still two of my all-time fav albums, especially Kill 'Em All. I look forward to corrupting you with massive amounts of thrash metal and hopefully metalcore eventually.

I don't listen to much Tech these days, but you might as well get your toes wet with Absolute Power.

omg so much tech n9ne love, what's MB these days, ay?

I personally like Anghellic and K.O.D. the most.

I never said I love Tech N9ne, but for a newbie that's a good album to listen to.

What or who is tech n9ne?

A rapper. Goofy white kids who fancy themselves underground aficionados love him.

a sub-par rapper that isn't really worth the time of day once you get over the fact that he can rap fast

I remember seeing an awkward moment on one of those hip hop radio shows, the one with Ebro, when Paul Rosenberg said he's a lot like ICP just much much much much much much much much much much more talented in every way.

Rap? yeah fuck that.