Well I should've been asleep 3 hours ago. You people don't really make it easier for me to log off.

Wait 'till you read the awesome and controversial new thread I'll be making somewhere in the next 24 hours...

Well I won't be caring nor tempted
... for the next 24 hours.

Does anyone else smell bullshit?

I could be really childish and say, whoever smelt it dealt it!!

But I'm not going to be. I smell the dung alrighty! :D

It's good to know that you wouldn't reduce this thread to such childish remarks like that Kay :)

:o:

Oh sexual connotations, how you've ruined so many words for me.

Bad enough my dad says "tea bag" all the time - harmlessly, of course - but yet I find it hysterical every time. "I've got your tea bag right here". I can't even cook using a "dutch oven" anymore...

Now, I'm reading on facebook (etc) and girls are talking about how they got the best facial today. And I'm sorry, but... My first instinct isn't day spa. I move that we rename the day spa facial to something different - 'cucumber eyes' or something like that.

EDIT: This is page Eleven-Eleven (1111) make a wish!

Why are our minds in the gutter now? Today my co-worker turned to me and asked if I could put some paper in my box, and the first think I thought of was something dirty...and painful.

Of course she was talking about the recycle bin.

In Spanish yesterday we were learning about the verb "to come" and this one girl couldn't stop laughing, and the Spanish teacher got really mad.

But then today she told us that saying "I come" in the way you would say "I come into the house" doesn't actually mean that. But then she told us the way to say it sexually so we don't "make a fool of ourselves":laughing: