And the sooner the parent realizes that the rest of the world isn't here for the sake of their ****ing children, the better.

lulz this is yuppieville. Nobody's going to recognize that people don't give a **** about them or their kid.

And the sooner cynical bastards shed their dark skins the better off for all mankind.

Babies are awesome.

Pssst. You use to be one. Not implying that you as a baby was awesome, just saying.....

And just because you and Frown are never going to have one doesn't mean you should both be so negative about them.

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I certainly don't think so, but there's no problem with you thinking that.

I really had no idea that this was true, thanks for filling me in man. I wouldn't have made that mistake if I was my parents.

And just because you had some doesn't mean I have to care about babies or like them. Not wanting to hold a baby isn't even negative...

Not negative. The word is cynical. And your picture is right next to the definition in Webster's Dictionary.

The daughter I walked down the aisle a few weeks back.

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Sorry you'll not get to experience this stuff. But then again, you always have your knitting needle to fall back on. Literally.

one of the more unique fights on mb

Just going off of your own wording.

Don't be, I'm not too concerned about it because abortion is legal and I'm typically good with condoms.

(Even clean) babies stink, they **** and piss indiscriminately, they're loud, you'll get arrested for putting them in the dryer, and they give narcissistic ****s an excuse to think the world revolves around them.

And I'm sure I would have hated me until I was old enough to drink.


Was he a pedophile or also a baby?

Were you not around when LiL revealed not having kids was central to her identity?

http://www.musicbanter.com/current-e...free-life.html

Watched this movie recently and couldn't help but think that this scene sums up Frownland to a tee.

TO A TEE.

I didn't watch the vid but I know the movie. Can I have a tl;dr of your cheap shot and how it relates to me being apathetic about children?

Edit: found one. So basically I'm entirely inexperienced despite thinking I know everything.

Beats being the type of person who has to come up with a reason to vilify anyone who disagrees with them.

Nothing wrong with having kids man. I just don't want to be involved with them.

Nope. The video speaks for itself about what I think about you. You're Matt Damon BTW.

"When I look at you I don't see a confident man. I see a cocky scared ****less kid."

The fact that you think I think I'm confident speaks for something. Maybe you're just misinterpreting my bluntness. But go ahead and make me out to be lesser than you just because I disagree with you. It's your style and I'm not gonna take that from you.

And you're Ben Affleck I guess.

And what is your style bucky?

Didn't try to come across as superior. Just pointing out your posting style. For the years I've been here you constantly try to come across as authorative on **** you have no real world experience with, or you don't have to be actually be concerned or worried about because you are still sucking on a teet.

This has nothing to do with babies, but in the big sense of things, it applies.

F: Babies suck.
C: I've had babies, they are awesome.
F: I have no experience, but babies suck.

Good for you Frowny.

Or maybe the chemicals that flood your brain the first time you see your child doped you up till you couldn't be expected to make any kind of honest judgement on your baby's worth as a human being.

And you're Bluto.

See Bluto post.

That scene with the pencils up his nose does often occur to me when I'm contemplating why I do what I do.

My style is objectivity + opinions injected with ironic, snide, and occasionally plain stupid humour.

And I was just noting your posting style as well. Even in your analogy with the "I have no experience" you attempt to make yourself the authority on my own damned subjective opinion.

But I guess since I've apparently never seen a baby or interacted with one and my parents don't want to see their son homeless (because that matters for some reason), I don't realize how much I love babies and should shut up and listen to Chula lol. Just respect my stance that I don't want kids or think they're all that interesting. I've been respectful of your stance on having kids.

This sounds, rather worryingly, like the voice of experience...
Oh I remember that one! I got into it with her and Ki. Didn't speak for months. Result! :D
Wait: don't you have Frown on Ignore?

:confused:

As a matter of record, I personally don't like babies either. Thank god I never was one. I feel uncomfortable around them, not knowing what to do, what to say, and as the guys say, if they **** or piss or puke on you, you can't even punch their face in. No, keep your damn babies away from me. Women love that sort of thing. Men, in general, prefer AK47s and beer. So I'm told.

I will admit/accept that this is totally different a) if it's your baby or b) if you're just married.

Can't ignore mods or I would have blocked all of them so that I could follow my own rules.

Ah. I see. But I thought he said he used it and then said "Awesome, he's gone" or something? Were you just messing with him, going into Invisible Mode? :nono:

Rules? I thought you hated rules?

:wave: :)

I feel like even if one does like babies, they shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold them, especially if they belong to someone you don't even know well. (I say this as someone who is totally comfortable with kids and babies in general and does not hate them) Just as most of us aren't expected to give hugs to people or touch people that we just met. If a person declines to hold a random baby I think it's somewhat ridiculous to hold a grudge against them for it. I mean, if I had a baby I definitely wouldn't expect someone with zero emotional connection to said baby to want to hold it; it would feel like a slight invasion of their personal space. It also kind of puts you on the spot..? It's very anxiety-inducing for those who aren't used to babies and children. Someone (that's not a close friend or family member) that's trying to hand you a baby surely knows full well that if you decline for any reason, you'll look like a rude baby-hater to everyone else in the room. Which makes me confused as to why they'd choose to have a stranger hold it rather than someone who they know will actually want to.
Who knew I had so many thoughts and feelings about compulsory baby-holding!

I would have told that person. "No thanks, you shouldn't trust me to hold your baby. What if I accidentally drop it?"

Maybe then it wouldn't have come off like you were calling the baby ugly or something and didn't want to hold it for that reason.

I think it would have been better had he said, with mock surprise, "Me? You want me, the infamous baby-eater of San Marcos, to hold your baby? Well, if you think I should..." Exit baby-holder with horrified expression, problem solved.

Well, until the cops show up, that is. :D

Seriously, I'm with Chio: why would you want someone to hold your baby? Surely he/she is, at that time, your most precious possession and you would be damned if you'd let someone you didn't know hold them? Would be akin to saying "Hey, stranger! Want to drive my brand new Ferrari?" No?

I say if they ask you, just stare intently at the baby and lick your lips. Even if they know you're just being a dumbass it'll probably still make them not want to hand you the baby.

It was an ugly baby though. What do you only hold hot babies that are offered to you?

I was in the zone finishing up an article and didn't have the time regardless. Babies always try to grab my beard (or lack thereof, good one Chula) too. That ****'s annoying.

Also kids 5 years and older>>>>babies. At least you can talk to kids and teach them swear words and stuff. They're also surprisingly susceptible to propaganda, which I love to take advantage of.

Oh, and this was a coworker, not a stranger.

So you think Frownland is some kind of secret mathematical genius?

I got a 5 on the AP Calculus exam and I didn't even study so bitch I might be.

I agree. Kids that you can talk to and they can talk back are better than babies. You can order them around and stuff. I just want a mini butler.

The only thing that interests me about kids is indoctrinating them into the nerd lifestyle so that they are raised with a proper knowledge of the history of Middle-Earth and in what issue Gwen Stacy dies.

My 8 year old cousin likes Slayer because of me :cool:.

That exam was a breeze. :laughing:

Twas. I don't understand how so many of my classmates failed that, my teacher was excellent and straightforward. I do regret not taking any college level math courses, the stats and calc test fulfilled my requirements.

I spent most of my time reading through proofs that weren't even part of the course. :laughing: Math (or maybe physics) is my future major.