I see your baby jesus butt plug and raise you...



the Gasmask Dildo.

^win.

Some people are having a good day by the looks of it :)

They're certainly having a productive day.

My brother-in-law came around earlier armed with a copy of the local press.
We both had a good laugh at the cover headline :D

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/urbanH/offbit.jpg

Pills dosage when you're sick: Take 2, every time you start to feel like shit.

Yeahhh, just booked Glastonbury off for next year. Relieved cos the holidays are normally well hard to get for around that time with it being the middle of summer. Yes yes yes yes!! I'm excited already and it's like 9 months away.

I feel really positive about everything at the minute which is always great, not sure why I feel this way but I love it so I don't want it to change. Plus right now, I'm listening to The Diamond Sea and everything just feels perfect. And I'm texting a lovely girl whose favourite band is Pixies and loves spicy food.

LIFE <3

Heh... On Facebook I just got a friend request from an old bandmate I haven't seen or heard from in probably 11 years or so. That website is good for something, I guess.

The rest of my day will be spent cleaning, getting grocery, and doing homework.
But first.. I must procrastinate.

Don't forget about the slutty girls you knew from high school.

I just got a job writing for a local fishing mag. I plan on getting loaded and letting some creativity flow, and maybe even going fishing.

Hell yeah, you can catch them in between pregnancies while their husbands are at work. SCORE!!!!