so.....you're in an open relationship with a lesbian?

No jibber, you told me we couldn't date.

Oh well congratulations Hatter, thats pretty cool. Give her an MB welcome to 5 years of age.

The flames won today. And the oilers lost. AAHAHAHAHAHA. losers have lost 15 of the past 16 games. HAHA. stupid edmonton.

i was charged with assault today after i went nato at a guy who rear ended my car.

Little c*nt said "it's only a pos ford. he was driving a $25.00 datsun 180b

Did you hit him or something?

Lol I don't know how trouble always finds you man.

hit him would be an understatement. broke his jaw and nose

Bugger me, I hope he was an arrogant prick, it's always funny when those sorts get their arses handed to them. So whats the damage, a fine or community service? Whats the bill on fixing your car?

Cheese man, I feel you need to go to anger management classes.

Was it Don?...Please say it was Don!

Lets be fair here, it's not uncommon to want to beat the **** out of someone who dings your ride is it? And I probably would if they were acting like it's no big deal to rear-end someones car.

Me and my fiance got in a fight this morning because he thinks my friend-who happens to be an older brother figure-wants to have sex with me. We were joking about a threesome and he flipped out. But next tuesday is going to be my first day opening at Dairy Queen alone. I get a key to the store tomorrow. My first baby steps as a manager. I'm excited.

^your friend probably wants to f*ck you. he's probably thinking "if I can just stay close to her long enough....it'll happen."

So yeah I'll start from yesterday. I got up and went to watch my mate play netball, then I got home and went to footy.I was pretty f*cking crazy. It was our first game in the A's, and I guess it hasn't been a good week for me. I must've been really p*ssed off all week because if I had a knife ot on the field, I would've been charged with man slaughter several times. I was spearing kids EVERYWHERE. It was pretty sick, but when I got home I was kinda depressed, not sure why lol. Anyways, then I went to see Mr Bean's holidays and me and my mates were p*ssing ourselves laughing, and then I got up for work. Yup.

Gratz.

Mr. bean is amazing

anyways
today i went up to my friend ian's house, then i told himt hat this trail would lead to dunkin dounuts, but, i had no clue where i was going so we ended up 6 miles out, so we had to go back, because we got into this sketchy logging trail that wa suber far out over these mountains, in the middle of nowhere,
and we got stuck in the mud, then we got back tot own, which took about 2.5 hours, than i saw my friend skyalr wood, walking on the street, and i was like wtf, because i ahd just eben talking about her, because some guy yeleld vagina out of his truck at me, and that reminded me of my friend skylar, long story, but it involves "cunt punting" so we went to gld house pizza, and we didnt get any food, because we are part of the 3 member pro-ana group, but we did got to the toy machine, and i got a squishy ball, and she got a necklace, but we tarded, so i got teh necklace, then we went to dunkin donuts,and this apnish guy was like yo can i take your order, than we left, and skylars sister was liek grr skylar get in the car. Then i went to my friend walkers house, and my friend srah wa sthere ( 3rd membe rof pro ana) and micah, and jessy, and then it wa sjust em sarh and walker, and then i left.

actually the way it happened, my friend jokingly mentioned a threesome while my fiance heard it over the phone.....and he flipped out and said even though it was said jokingly, he probably meant it. Later I found out my friend and the other girl I was with hooked up. He was right.

Went to Toronto for the weekend. Got ****ed up beyond belief.

I'm going to Amsterdam today. And I will spend all my savings on cds.
In the cold, because all my pants and tights are in the washing machine... I have to go with just a dress on. \0/

Got fined $150 and 30 hours community work for assault with intent to injure. Isn't that was assault is? I intended to injure him.

it was also said i may have an anger problem.....f*ck them.

I differ with that. I've been hit twice (one was an old jeep and the other a bmw) and my reaction was to not piss off the other guy, especially since the first guy who hit me was doped up on painkillers. I just don't want to get hurt or complicate the situation, so I try to be a cooperative as possible.

I mean i'm a teenage girl, all driving odds are against me.

I woke up, rolled out of bed about an hour-and-a-half ago, and have been sitting here ever since. In theory, I'm going to shower, change, go get breakfast (Perkins! Yum!) and run some errands, but that has yet to happen.

what happened?

Given Cheese's previous history, I'd say he has a problem and refuses to acknowledge it. I don't condone violence, and someone rear-ending your car seems like a pretty trivial thing to fuck someone up over.

I dunno about that. Some people's body language and general street attitude can be enough to exact a bit of instant justice.

I'm sure cheese called it right given the moment and I bet the cocky twat that rear ended him thinks twice before gobbing off again.

Bullshit. All Cheese said was the guy rear-ended him, if he gave him more reason he would have said so, but he didn't which makes me think there was none (commenting on someone's car doesn't constitute aggressive behavior in my book). It's just Cheese being an aggressive prick. Let's call a spade a spade.

If I rear-ended your mom then said "its only a female". How would you feel?

It does if it was an obvious piss take.
It maybe a case of not what was said, but what it meant.

Sometimes a spade isn't always a spade.

Unless of course the spade has a history of violent behavior and has, if I'm not mistaken, done time for it. In which case, I'm inclined to think he overreacted and had no valid reason for beating the guy up.

Oh, see I agree with you there that theres no need to use violence. If I ever made a mistake on the road, I'd take the same attitude as that. But I'm talking about the boy-racers or whoever, who would cause some damage and then take no real accountability for it, and they're generally a smartarse about it. In the heat of that moment I would say I'd be angry enough to create some carnage.


And today I was rock-climbing, a bit sunburnt and a bit fucked, but it was choice:)

You'd make a good prosecution lawyer mate. ;)

cheese is a shovel.

THE SHOVEL IS INNOCENT.

1. Yes, I was.

2. It's alright though, it was farther from Boston than I thought.

3. Boston is pretty sweet.

4. (Sweeter if you're a patriot)

Heaps good day/Really bad days.

I'll start from yesterday arvo, I went riding up to our shopping centre to buy a music stand (Finally) and a skateboard deck, but found instead sweet semi accoustic pack for $250 so yeah I was playing guitar or about 2 hours straight. Then today I went to school, and at the end of the day was tackling my mate, and my mp3 fell out of my pocket. And someone came along a nicked it:(

Was it a boy-racer? If it was I totally understand. One of my best friends is dating one of those types of guys right now, his ****y attitude drives me up the wall. And he complains to her about what a bitch I am to him, and she yells at me trying to get me to treat him better.

So kick the living **** out of the boy racers. Otherwise be a quaker.

And sorry about the sunburn and ****edness.

im apprently 40 pounds underwight
=/
cool

My friend Jason is 21 and he's only 5'5" and weighs 107lbs when he is sopping wet and has his boots on. This boy is tiny.

Is this a competition? Midgets are like 3 foot tall and weigh maybe 60 pounds. I saw one in India who was dressed as Santa and was running around waving a bell at people inside a palace.

Your friend Jason sucks at being small and I bet he doesn't even dress up in costumes to entertain tourists.