Nah I don't think I really look like her but that hasn't stopped me from quoting that line

Nut on your phone's camera and send her a dick pic.

I’ve been going through some stuff too buddy

Holy **** what did you do?!

My GF and I don't give the slightest **** about VDay which is awesome.

One day I'll be punk enough to stop speaking to my GF like an angry child.

My bf and I are doing what we do every night, playing games and bickering over who the dog loves more

Holidays are for suckas

*whom

Good thing bland, old people don't do stupid childish squabbles. Punk on, bro!

Have you tried speaking to her like a happy child?

I knew someone would do that and I knew it'd be either you or Batlord.

One day I'll be punk enough to understand what this even means.

I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.

Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.

Lol. Proper phrasing is for Nazis. Sounds pretty punk.

When you put an oops baby in her you'll probably get very bland very quickly.

Working on it.
*buys van*

I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch

I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home.

Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life.

Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!!

You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have.

I don’t bet people I couldn’t get it out of or I’d have to go tony soprano on

I can't wait for you to be rotting and stinking.

i thought about trolling frowny and making the thing under my name "Your CIA Rep"

dont want any weird questions plus trolling is lame https://boxden.com/smilies/qGLPWkC.png


i have tomorrow off because of great people like Barack Obama!! https://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7520/q9amn.png


i still gotta study all day though https://boxden.com/smilies/Y7BlbK5.png

I’m going to be cutting the living **** out of dead fish

Last week I got to prep cucumbers and brussel sprouts and my brain was squirming with delight

LOL, that's every Golden Coral experience I've ever had as an adult.

I dont think those are around here but their pizza looks disgusting on the commercials.

Is that a seafood restaurant or something?

Nice one, Frown. I approve of this level of pettiness.

Smoking my hash pen outside the theater, waiting for the movie to start. Some pudgy, pasty kid says "hey lady I'll eat your ass if you buy me a margarita"

So how was getting your ass ate?

How much did the margarita cost?

Getting at somebody? Is that what they call it nowadays?

Just who are you getting at?

Get at me with some bacon please

been learning about datums and gd&t tolerances :cool: been listening to this sweet but psycho song for a few days straight on repeat. turned in my essay about the great pacific ocean garbage patch. my solution was to release some fungus that eats plastic into the heavy concentrated areas of the garbage patch. another was to just get the word out, like how im doing right now. :cool:

i started my Syrian war essay, started with the Arab spring :cool: that intro paragraph was a whole page :yikes: looks like russia won that war in real life but im writing about a situation where America doesn't give up and just randomly withdraw.

I think we should release fungus on the Syrians.

The woman I hate at work got in a car accident in the parking lot and got taken away in an ambulance. I'm sending her prayers and positive vibes.

Currently experiencing a lovely anxiety-induced waking nightmare over stuff that I have to do to graduate, and it sucks! Yay!