Horse, here's water.

Ok then.

ftfy

I saw this Sexican dancing around like AOC biking home from work today and when I biked past her she said into her cellphone “if you have a great body you should show it off that’s what I do”

Biking with a hard on after that lol

😂 >>>

just downloaded the midterm review for my GD&T class because why not start teaching myself this crap :o: the professor is great n all but im just not grabbing some of the ideas about datums and stuff :cool: BUT i just did finally realized how the LMC and MMC go because at first i was like "how can the top number be the bottom number sometimes" but now i know its different for a external feature compared to an internal feature :D :tramp:

happy saturday yall. im playing board games tonight. :cool:

which ones? i love board games.

i played cards against humanity with my family last night and my grandma forced me to explain to her the logistics of both pegging and scissoring. she was like "if you're not going to tell me i'll just google it" and i didn't want her to get bad information.

I'd just let her Google it and not talk to her for a month but I'm from an OG Irish Catholic family. We don't do good with... things. I am absolutely under no conditions ever going to tell my grandmother about scissoring and I'd rather get pegged by Donald Trump than tell my Meema about pegging. I imagine she'd feel the same.

lol

we are an open family, but it doesn't make it any less awkward. but my grandma is an OG san francisco hippie, there's likely plenty she couldn't ever imagine telling me.

It must be less awkward because I don't care what my grandmother wants to know because she is absolutely not an OG hippie and telling her that I've even had sex would make me want to vomit.

thats funny :laughing: ive heard of that game but never plated it.

im playing "sorry" and a game called left right center, it has quarters involved and whoever ends with all the quarters wins lol

then a game where you make the other person guess the word, and you see how many you can get in like a minute. :cool: i think the game that has memes involved also, not sure if they have that still.

:beer:

By telling them to take their meds as if they'd be an idiot to not take their meds cause that's how you really feel.

derp

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Pretty sure Bill roofied himself before recording this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CV9koeB4WA

i had a bill cosby album from way back, original too.this was before all his raping stuff and someone bought it off my through Facebook for 5 bucks. i didnt think much of it now but its worth more than 5 bucks now :o:

The complete version is even better. Lyrics by Bill Cosby with music by Quincy Jones...

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bought these yesterday, was able to hook my tv up as my computer again now :beer:
40 bucks, used. normally go for $80

Sorry bro

Are there any positives or is it just constant f uckery?

Didn't work Friday due to snow. Weekend was full of sledding and crashing into the ground multiple times. My body is sore, I've only slept about 8 hours in the past two days and I've been playing Apex Legends and it's ****ing awesome. Another 8in of snow is expected tomorrow and we've already got a foot of it sitting on the ground. Nobody can drive on streets or anything. This is awesome.

derp

I can’t imagine explaining those things to either of my grandmothers.

Just wanted to use that snippet intro though, and I wasn't sure anyone else knew wtf I was talking about.

Can you use headphones?

fedex,ups, even the post office, just any delivery job i see folks with ear buds in.


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my day started nice, turned in my narrative essay, starting my research essay this week now :cool:


we are getting snow and i have no food and i didnt go to the store today :o: i guess ima be dining at the gas station for a few days :confused: posted a few photos yesterday on facebook and i got 4 likes on the total post. :/ 131 friends and only 4 liked whats going on in my life. my sister liked the most individual ones. i plan to upload screenshots every month or so to that album on there. i just wish more friends liked them, so i knew they at least looked at them

Another day off due to snow. Hopefully can get back to normal tomorrow.

I stopped at a deli on my way home and had a mullet poboy and it may have been the best sandwich I’ve ever had. $9.

Don't you worry about facebook likes. Here's a traffic post I just encountered that might cheer you up
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(It says 'trouble waiting?" in case you're wondering)
Congratulations on the essay btw

All 131 of those people use Facebook regularly?

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https://boxden.com/smilies/9A3iMkC.png id say a good number, i once got 14 likes and when i had my old account like 42 was the most on a photo

I am the most liked poster on MB back to back.

unavoidable =/= likeable

I am loved. The people’s champion.

Are you secretly looking forward to their deaths?

As soon as I stopped getting free **** from my parents I was like you can stop living now k thx

I'm off work (barring weekends) until April 8th, so every day is just so relaxing!

My retarded coworker tells the absolute worst jokes ever. Other people will humor him with a fake laugh but **** that retard. I tell him his jokes are lame. So he constantly tries telling me yo mama jokes and today he finally got me.

"Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet."

lmfao

i actually started a current event paper i had to write, chose the great pacific ocean patch. i personally think thats some bullshh how humans are just nasty :cool: i had the whole day off and wondered if i was going to start this ocean clean up essay or not // I DID!!! got a page and half almost already :beer:


it started to snow, class was cancelled. the professor gave out a homework chapter of which i did last semester, thank God i put stars by the answers :D

i dont have that much food here and i feel, im going to want more than 700 calories worth of food :o: its snowing hard though darnit

Went to a job interview that had been beating down on me all week. Then I get there and they reschedule me for next week so it can continue raising my heart rate.

Sounds like they don't actually need anyone either. They're corporate office just leaves up listings.