Yeah but my dip**** alcoholic shenanigans usually just involve me pissing where I shouldn't at someone's house or waking up with no pants at someone's house usually cause I pissed myself. I don't drunk drive and try to **** my friend's girlfriend.

You're supposed to poison their relationship by giving bad advice to your friend, then when your friend breaks up with his gf, she'll reach out to you to make him jealous. Doing it while they're still together makes you a scumbag.

Nah, you're a scumbag either way. But at the very least, you can be a scumbag with some ****ing tact, and **** people 'cause you legit like them, and not to fill some weird crevice of anti self-esteem that you've carved into yourself.

Awww yuss

The upside of your bud getting a tracheotomy

I've had my years of communal stupidity. Most of them before I joined this site when I was your age. That's part of why I quarantine myself in my room, cause I'm sick of the stupid **** with people I don't actually like. But you're fin to turn yourself into a legit worthless person who should be brushed off as an inconsequential liability. I mean if you're going to **** your friend's girlfriend then why should anyone trust you? That's just the most basic form of trust between friends, that you're not going to stick your dick into someone they care about who they want to stick their dick in.

I think you think that hanging out with people in leather jackets and doing coke makes you an interesting person but tbh it's making you a pretty boring stereotype of a dudebro.

Sigh. Look, bruh, everybody wants to do crazy **** and hang out and party when they're in their twenties and think that in ten years they'll have learned from those years and be A-OK from those lessons but one thing you learn from that **** isn't just not to do those things but that they are capable of those things no matter how old they are. It's much less haunting to be worried by the things you think you might be capable of than the things you know for a fact that you are capable of. That **** sticks with you and ruins your opinion of yourself.

Stoner gfs>Texas darlings

Don't let these capitalist scum tell you what to do elph. It's your life: live free, die hard. Become an eagle.

I think he wants to be Jack Sparrow atm.

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Even I got to say it: LOSER

(and keep your ban hammer in your goddamn pocket wolf - it’s for his own good)

elph - as someone who actively participated in real punk rock scenes on the tail end of punk back when it was really a thing

The same **** sucked about punkism and hippydom before it: young people throwing their lives away

It’s not romantic or poetic or punk it’s not luminescent sorrow

It’s just stupid - when you die (probably an overdose and everyone says it’s sad I’m going to say **** you for hurting everyone that cared about you)

that goes to all my dumb dead ****ing friends - i piss on your graves you selfish ****s

Fake drugs
Fake punk scene
Hella fake feminist

Probably predictably I don’t care if you **** your friend’s girl

I don’t think that’s that big of deal seeing how women aren’t property

What I think is ****ed is that you think she’s something she’s not and you think you have some kind of depth that she lacks -

You’re a sexist *******

Squirrels
Krokodil
Dream Theater concerts
A good cup of Joe
Cherry pie

Following in the footsteps of rock stars you worship just because you think their music sounds good is pretty boring. You don't even know what their footsteps are. You know as much about Lou Reed as a watcher of Keeping Up with the Kardashians knows about Kim K.

Bruh don't try to romanticize your death wish. It's a small pathetic thing not worth raising up. It's simply a failure to be able to wrap your head around what you're trying to comprehend. All this schtick you push is just cheesy. If you're gonna destroy yourself then just admit that you're giving up so that you can have some dignity.

An interesting question. My grandfather was born pre-Great Depression and basically was disowned by his family as a child. He grew up on the streets, eventually found work and started working on Coca-Cola trucks and got involved in their warehousing. He then ended up as a driver for various generals in the Pacific corridor during WW2, sometimes having to go to pretty ****ed up places.

Then one day randomly, despite having been agnostic his whole life, he wakes up and believes that God spoke to him and says "you got to start a church and help people." And that's what he ended up doing for the next fifty plus years, becoming a big pastor in Houston and then later Bay City, TX.

My point is that your life is whatever you decide you want it to be. If you don't feel like God or the universe is calling you to do something special, maybe you should try a bunch of other things, meet more people from backgrounds you aren't familiar with, network with potential mentors and thought leaders...and see if you have a knack or a passion for something bigger than yourself.

i'm not tryna ban anyone but is this or is this not a mental health crisis

It could just be an eatupus complex and a drinkthedregs kink.

Although some on this forum may doubt this there are people who would be very hurt if I killed myself and since I love those people it is a strong disincentive for me personally

If I ever kill myself I'll PM the mods and tell them to post what they feel is appropriate and then wait a week to see what people say. Then I'll kill myself. What's the point if you can't see what everyone says about you?

I'm not trying to say anything banworthy but it's hard not to be frustrated with his dumbass. And tbh it sounds like he's just having a bad reaction to a breakup so I don't know how deep this is gonna go. He doesn't sound like the kind of deeply unstable person who's gonna do something crazy cause his girlfriend left him.

It's kind of selfish to force somebody into a miserable existence just because you'll miss them.

I actually agree with you there lucem

Maybe that point isn’t valid

But I lost a very close (like best) friend to suicide and it was so ****ing sad

The heavy drug use and drinking and driving seems unstable af to my old ass

Why? So you can give another girl mediocre orgasms and then drive her away with your weird childish hang-ups?

Don't be a Chula or a Frown. You don't need that **** in your life. Go move to a place that isn't filled with junkies, and harness your E D G E to become a Southern Gothic writer or something.

The Oricle has spoken.

This is good advice.

Consorting with junkies>>>>>

Gotta have a firm 1 strike policy on stealing though.

Elph walks with the sinners, not the saints because the saints don't need saving.

Depends on the junkie and depends on the junk

:bowdown: Sig-worthy stuff, Ori.

True. Pill poppers are typically pretty lame.

The line for me with any kind of druggie is whether or not they can make it through a kick back without spending the whole night trying to call their connects/get rides/arrange meetups etc. Several of my friends get that wild spark in their eye and the gears start turning and it's just like ok cool Sean haven't seen you in months thanks for dipping from friendsgiving to go spend hours getting some fake molly no one else here is going to get down on.

Found out last night that my older brother is in jail (again). I've actually lost count of how many times I've heard this sort of news that I'm just used to it. I dont really have any hopes of him getting sober so this is just another thing. Why my mom continues to be surprised is beyond me.

And tweakers.

Sometimes it's kinda weird meeting the people that they get their drugs from.

People need to be more prepared if they're going to do drugs. You should know damn well that you're going to want some more molly and buy the proper amount prior. Get everything you need then so we don't have to wait 2 or 3 hours for the idiot to go looking for more then come back after everything has died down with too little too late.

Yesss now those are the people I **** with.

My best buddy Carl is always thinking ahead like that. Everyime we kick it he has something to offer the whole group. The best.