It was nicer cause there was no homeless guy trying to scrub our windshield with a dirty squee gee and then expect a tip for it

Also didn't know that they post no hipsters allowed but that only makes me like it more.

When i was in Austin I literally saw 3 people riding segways while wearing bike helmets.

How long were you homeless and where did you stay/ how'd you get by?

Come on don't be vague. How long were you on the streets and what did you do for food/money/etc.

Couch surfing doesn't count. That's a sleepover.

Uh huh

If that's what makes you happy them feel free. I don't think you've seen ****.

For starters you have zero street smarts. You spent all your money up on food and then stole food after that??

lol

Sounds rough

That doesn't count because it doesn't qualify as the worst homelessness possible and jwb needs something to gatekeep or he's going to explode.

Do you mean love?

Elph reppin San Diego harder than the people who live there

I never experienced the worsr homelessness possible. But anyone who says they were happy being homeless yet they only surge 2 months doing it and then went back to normal life, yea I'm skeptical.

But if he's right and it's a blast them I think he should go ahead and move into tent city.

Hoes mad

why though if you were happier being homeless

Why bother with the rat race at all

yawn

Hoes bored

Is jwb trying to flex on elph for being a bigger homeless loser?

Yea I can sorta relate.. that was an adventure is all. Trust me.. it gets old soon enough. Especially when it doesn't feel like a choice and you feel trapped.

But if you want another adventure and you have a plan to make it temporary, then why not go for it. You say yourself you aren't career oriented. **** college.

I just don't like seeing it romanticized.

I mean the semester is over soon.

straight men are a myth

just save up some money from the dollar tree and you'll be the duke of tent city.

Yup.

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I owe the man i am today to these little ****ers.

Are they ejaculating rainbows???? And they let this stuff on TV where kids can see it? :yikes:

Really boring, sorry. I had to wake up early so I'd have time to practice before class. Went to school, learned I guess. Came home, practiced some more, cleaned a bit. Went out with my boyfriend, bought a plant. Back home, practiced AGAIN :l Then went to bed. Super crazy stuff :/

Nice. I wish i had a bf, i mean plant.. Yea.. A nice steady plant.

I'll be yer plant.

How bout planting tulips?

Grindy,

Do you like pudding and tulips?

Went out and had a few beers with my family. Drinking a lot the past couple of days because of some ****ed up news I got Sunday. Not sure how I'm going to deal with it.

It helps if you mix pills and weed with your booze.

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Sucks but be grateful you have access to dental.

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I haven't been to a dentist in probably 20 years :eek:

Not since I saw Little Shop of Horrors! :laughing:
Making up for it with Karen though: ended up going to five dentists in a week (watch for details in my journal Trollheart's Year of Hell...)

Never drink heavy the night before the dentist. The ethanol left in your system lessens the affects of the Novocaine.

Man, the ****ing drill hurts like **** when you're not numb enough!

I have. I guess I don't waste enough time on memes.

lmao

Had 3 wolf hybrids come in today

2 of them are nice

1 acts sorta like you would expect a caged wolf to act

Had to drug him just to move him from the truck to the cage

Tomorrow should be fun

elph = gay