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Lol @ how Virginia is so culturally irrelevant he had to go back to the civil war to make a good reference
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Finished my album today, it's been years of sitting on these lyrics and I've finally brought them to life I'm really proud of myself for finally stepping up to the microphone and seeing my songs benefit from it and the structure.
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My phone just made an ungodly noise and I picked it up in panic
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Yes they are.
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Sorry it burned when you peed.
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For a little while when I was a little kid I had very mild insomnia simply because I was always convinced I had to pee when I was trying to sleep at night. I didn't have to pee cause I'd have already went to the bathroom like 1, 2, 3, 4 times that night but it made no difference cause I had Munchhausen's for peeing. Luckily it didn't last and I haven't had that feeling for years.
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Nah. It was more like that feeling that's entirely mental when you're paranoid that you might have left the stove on. There was no physical feeling to justify it, I was just thinking about it to the point that being aware of the feeling of having a bladder was enough to convince myself that I was being paranoid about being paranoid.
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A UTI doesn't leave you feeling like a crazy weirdo at least.
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Amber alert - there’s homeless people slowly dying in my neighborhood. Oh. No one gives a ****. So why is so wrong not to give a **** about done kid you never met? I don’t. Don’t buzz my phone for any reason. Idgaf nukes flooding alien invasion. Not. ****ing. Interesting. |
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Gives you something to stroke it to while you're eating your Cocoa Puffs.
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He's dead now thanks, guy.
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On the way home from work, we passed the local housing projects which were swarming with police. Apparently that's where the kid was from. Surprise surprise. These crack heads don't watch their kids at all. One day I literally saw a couple of 5-7 year olds pull out into traffic on a dirt bike wearing no shirts and no helmets. |
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Where is the option to turn it off on an Android?
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Nvm found it.
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A crackhead here sold his car to drug dealers and forgot his baby was in the backseat. Crack must be pretty great.
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Maybe Puerto Ricans are just garbage.
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I don't think people who forget to wear a condom go "Sneak skeet, sweet cheeks" right before they nut.
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All goths do that. |
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Great gas mileage and easy parking.
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You'll kill yourself drunk driving on a motorcycle and probably deserve it tbh.
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Better to buy a motorcycle in your 20s than wait till you're 40 imo
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