The sauce is so weak it's mayonnaise.

My stepdad is upset about Black Friday and wants it to be called White Friday. Then he proceeded to make even more sexual comments about my small child nieces that make me uncomfortable. Like, literally every single time my nieces visit him he makes some weird disgusting creepy uncle comment. I just ate and went to bed, yesterday.

Full disclosure: apparently my cousin is hot. Please keep me away from family gatherings, I'm just gross.

You should have casually recommended that everyone watches Hard Candy.

How old is he?

I will acknowledge the pedophilia joke with "No comment" but smh at the homophobic joke.

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Right on

Damn straight

Will you teach me how to seduce my cousins who are 18+?

No but I'll teach you how to seduce *yourself* spiritually

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LMAO this actually has some truth in it too

You sound like one of those scam ads

Full disclosure: didn't you lose your virginity to your cousin?

Thats my canon now, huh? Yea yknow what fckit, Yes. Yes i did.

Condom?

Cheetos bag. We were young and had to improvise.

But nah man, i never did anything with my cousins. I think i just mentioned that over here that wasnt that frowned upon.

omg fuggin redneck liar

Omg shut up and go dm your cousin already!

I don't think she plays D&D.

Bro don't be creepy. I'm keeping them for myself.

Fuck that you should call animal control

I'm glad you're on my wavelength






From: Steph

To: Charles

https://i.imgur.com/JBh9dY4.jpg

Playing the motorik beat really hurts your leg

I hate bugs, you stupid bitch.

^this self hate only proves your need for spiritual self-seduction

Does that mean I'll get to suck my own soul and lick my funky emotions? Or Am I just a spirit tease? I'll compliment myself but it'll all be empty with no real intent on truly loving myself. Then my spirit doesn't know the difference between friendly flirting and legit attraction because it's inexperienced in relationships and will end up falling for me and being let down. My spirit won't stop there, it' adheres to the creepy and possessive ideas of romance and love that our culture tends to shove shallow piles of down our throats with a dash of sexism and it will stalk me and call me and eventually catch me seducing another spirit and plot to kill me and it's self in a jealous rage. I'm scared now. I don't want any part in spirit seduction.

:laughing: You have to ask WWWP about that, she's the expert, but I'd say there'll be plenty of funky emotion licking

Lucem over here writing some of the hottest erotica of all time

Just hit my head on the corner of a cabinet here in the office and OUCH MY GOSH DAMMIT!

That's a weird thing to find erotic. But hey, 'Pounded In The Ass By My Own Ass' is a book.

hey as long as it's consensual it's all good in my book

What did you write about gun control?

Interesting.

I would've gone with the legalization of prostitution. :pimp:

Same.

The seller of our house was downsizing and did not want all of the furniture. She offered a package deal of $3000 for the sectional couch, coffee table, cadenza, mounted 55” TV, bed with box spring and mattress, dresser, wardrobe, side tables, bookshelf, and some other assorted decorations. Nearly all of the above was purchased in 2018 or sooner and everything is nice and in good shape minus some scratches on the coffee table from her dog. Pretty insane. Funds will be tight but that is a deal of a lifetime. We’re extremely lucky

It's a credenza, you uncultured yuppie pig.

Pharmacist sounds nowhere close to easy to me, way too much college-level Chemistry