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I self-harm by looking in the mirror.
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Why don’t you learn embalming and ****
Those people make bank |
Elph's dumbass is probably gonna be waist deep in a hole with a shovel dirty af thinking "This isn't what I thought it would be."
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So dumb.
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Start fondling yourself in public places to add spice to your life.
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Mutilate your arm with your keys.
Wait, is this the bad advice that keeps people from talking in the mental health thread? |
Elph if you have ever written poetry if so please post it here
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If magic is all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday -Elph |
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ****ing shooting stars -Elph |
He doesn't get it but we do and that kind of makes us sadder than him.
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He abandoned his car as far as I can tell just out of embarrassment.
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The Stolen and Random Mail - A Poem by elphenor - Whose mail is that? I think I know. Its owner is quite sad though. It really is a tale of woe, I watch him frown. I cry hello. He gives his mail a shake, And sobs until the tears make. The only other sound's the break, Of distant waves and birds awake. The mail is stolen, random and deep, But he has promises to keep, Until then he shall not sleep. He lies in bed with ducts that weep. He rises from his bitter bed, With thoughts of sadness in his head, He idolises being dead. Facing the day with never ending dread. https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/ |
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Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the punxest of them all? All the bats have flown away FLARLY this whole scene is gay. |
Goddamn
Running out the year on a winner Thank God I don’t have any friends irl |
fcking BORING as anyone could expect of this so-called new years EVE and so will be tomorrow! Except for some Bowl games and outdoor hockey bouts.
C'mon, life is larger than a stoopid song by U2. |
See y'all next decade!
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Thought I'd bump this thread, which used to be popular but hasn't been active since the 2010s.
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Sup, dude, I haven't seen you all year!
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^ Wow! Good to see you back again, Batlord! I thought you'd left us for good sometime last decade. WTF have you been?
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Take this **** to the dad joke thread where it belongs or I'll start the new year in style by banning you two
(happy new year <3) |
*tears of Dad joy*
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How many threads did you close in your day, Plankton? |
I don't think I closed any. *shrug*
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2020 is the year of the asterisk reaction, btw.
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Plankton it’s 2020. Put some goddamn clothes on.
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I was at a sick sold out rave last night jk
The night was peaked by empty canisters of whip-its and DXM cough syrup littering the barn floor. There was so much drama happening in that circle and no one was interesting in the EDM goings-on inside the barn which pissed off the performers to some end but otherwise not a bad way to end the decade if a weird one |
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I hung out with friends and got really really ****ed up.
But regret not doing it alone, tbh. |
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And my misfit's way of life" -Megadeth |
At least I got to see my friends I hadn't seen in a while and the big ass pit that used to hate me is okay with me now.
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JTF be having a baby.
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