Come back to me when your current situation collapses again.

Hasn't it already?

No, **** you, why did you exit a moving vehicle?

Fight with the girlfriend.

lmfao at the image of elph exiting a relationship by bailing from a moving vehicle

how fast was the car going?

I've got the image of elph's girlfriend unironically putting on The Smiths' "There is a Light That Never Goes Out" and elph was like "aight, **** this, I'm out"

Please, he'd lay his hand on the steering wheel, over her hand, and whisper, "Let's do it together."

Some Green Day came on.

i ran a few miles then ate cookies

That’s pretty damn dangerous, cowboy

Shemale abuses midget with gigantic horse cock Harry Potter role-play

****, wrong site

Gotta wonder what kind of site that sentence would be appropriate to. :laughing:

chances are they already ran his tags before they tried to pull him over

Not sure why you bailed if you weren't dirty.

^

Elph are you on probation or something?

I mean he did say his friend was about to run from the cops. What reason is there to stick around unless you have a sociopath's need for stimulation?

Because by running away you make yourself a target even if you weren't dirty. If they chased elph and caught him he'd probably get charged. If they caught the friend with you in the passenger seat chances are you'd be let go.

It a cop has to RUN to stop you there ain’t no probably about it but if it worked out it worked out. I can’t believe the driver got away. The police must really have a case of the **** its.

He was already in the car. Maybe jump out put your hands up and stand perfectly still and say I didn’t want to get in an accident. I’d just stay in the car and keep my hands where they could be seen. And then just be like “I told him to stop.”

If you had drugs on you or were on probation or have a warrant I guess it would depend on what you’d be looking at.

Thing about jumping out and then cooperating is if your friend does get away you better be ready to either snitch or get charged. I would probably just ride it out and pray for a good story with no injuries to myself.

That's what I'm thinking too... Sounds like they didn't even chase him. And how slow do you have to be going for elph to be able to pull off a movie stunt escape unscathed and they still didn't catch the guy?

I’d be snitching as fast as I could get the words out of my mouth.

True. I change my stance. Elph is still an idiot.

Oh and if we get away I am beating THE FUCK out of my friend.

He's white though. I've been dropped off under similar circumstances and was ignored.

Yea true, I mean I've gotten off on tons of **** too including DUIs. That's just a roll of the dice though. Thankfully the dice are also white.

if you were drinking you had a better reason to run.

And they're not gonna be asking you questions at this point. As for your friend... they very likely got his tags if they already had their lights on when he ran.

Either way you got a fun story with no consequences other than spilled beer.

Elph: I RESPECT WAHMEN **** INCELS AMIRIGHT
Also Elph:

Hanging out exclusively with boys is a time honored tradition that goes all the way back to ancient Greece.

thanks I needed a laugh to recover from the UltraCringe attack I was having from Elph and Hawk's attempts to out-incel (outcel? excel? there's an opportunity for a pun in here somewhere) each other

yikes.wav

Elph hangin with the bros.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f2fa...1123/tenor.gif

*grunt*

grunt = didn't happen

how chivalrous

elphenor clarifying his Your Day posts:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AnnualWhit...oose-small.gif

Between bailing from that car and not helping your buddy beat up his girl, the lesson I'm drawing here is that you're just a bad friend.

Well played.

Except he didn't do that.