OK, great to know.
Actually my upload speed is slightly faster than my download
(which is, at last check, ca. 940 Mbps).
Good to know that you don't feel any drag.
Thanks for the info!

Who the **** did it?

Uh, did what? :confused:

Nothing. I already know.

Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Wrench.

Hmm. I believe the correct term is whodunnit.
And I also think it was General Plankton in the Studio with the Telecaster...

lol

I've always wanted a Tele, just never got around to it.

In Ireland that's just a TV.

In Monty Python, there's a penguin on it.

I think penguins are only in Antarctica.

That happened after they all blew up.

They blew up before they were on TV? Usually it's the otber way around.

*while

...they were on (the) TV.

Behold!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRoO6-4oJMg

What do you Telecaster?
I don't know, ask Mindfulness.

What do you telephone?

Hi, mom!

What do you telegraph?

Stfu you fukin graph.

What do you telenovela?

¡Hola!

Jesus Christ are you stupid? They're all in Madagascar, dude!

Today was not good, didn't sleep well, and woke up late. I am doing some art so it helps to relax and be focus.

Same here, fire. Same here.

Cleaned house yesterday with the knowledge that there'd be a couple of lazy,
rainy days to follow, so here is the first. Got a stack of various periodicals that
I'd like to get thru, so it seems like a good day to do just that after I call a company
about a malfunctioning tea kettle. Music, as always, playing throughout the house.

https://i.imgur.com/gfih33x.png

How does a tea kettle malfunction?

Congratulations on making the most frootloopy post in MB history

lol that reminds me of my insane landlady who insisted on coming to my house in the middle of lockdown to paint the microwave. Like literally giving it a new layer of paint with a brush and everything. It looked totally fine before.

Seriously though, rostasi's lazy rainy day sounds chill

That’s just an excuse to make sure you’re not trashing the place or selling dope or whatever.

What colors, before and after? This could have an effect on whether it was justified or not.

nah it's not, trust me
The same. There was no noticeable difference whatsoever. The only reason I could see why one would want to paint a microwave is to give it some fabulous, extravagant colour/decoration

Yoiks.

I'd be packing my ****.

This, coming from you? Plus, I don't see anything horny in anything I said,
but your mind works in bizarrely mysterious ways, so I'm not surprised.

Anyway, the kettle has been a continuous mess of faulty crap since I
bought it to replace a Mr. Coffee. It's TMI and I won't go into it.

https://i.imgur.com/kQRyEoR.jpg

:laughing:

:laughing:

Just get a regular ass kettle and put it on the stove, you weird yuppie.

:laughing:

Me and my housemates are actually intending to move house because of her lol

Also ros, bless you but that's the most fruity kettle I've ever seen :laughing:

I can see how it would be a step above the old kettle on the boil method:

https://www.aroma-housewares.com/kit...s/AWK-701.html

Oh, don't confuse them with "extras." You know that they own just a dial phone.