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**Janszoon** · 04-24-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Heart attack moment of the day: Retreiving my towel off the shower curtain rod after my shower and coming face to face with the biggest, most freakishly mutated wood roach I've ever seen in my life...sitting right on my hand. I don't know how I kept from screaming but I did manage to do some sort of wild, flailing jig that sent my towel and the roach flying across the room while I hyperventilated in the bath tub. *shudder*

The Batlord · 04-24-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Heart attack moment of the day: Retreiving my towel off the shower curtain rod after my shower and coming face to face with the biggest, most freakishly mutated wood roach I've ever seen in my life...sitting right on my hand. I don't know how I kept from screaming but I did manage to do some sort of wild, flailing jig that sent my towel and the roach flying across the room while I hyperventilated in the bath tub. *shudder*

Last night, I pulled the covers off of me to go to the bathroom, and I felt something drop onto me while I was still lying down, and it seemed to move, so I flailed wildy in sheer panic for a few seconds before I realized that it was a tissue.

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Well, ****.

One of my best friends dated this one chick for a while. She is attractive. When they broke up, she started trying to get me to chill all the time, telling me my facebook pictures were gorgeous, that she's bi...all of that good stuff.

As I STRONGLY believe bros before hos - and as another friend of mine told me not to go for it because she's a close friend's ex - I didn't.

Now, the same friend who was all, "bros before hos" and whatnot is bailing on hanging with me to chill with this girl. The friend who dated her previously told me today told me he'd given the guy his blessing to "go for it."

Wonderful. I'm just going to drink alone and be ****ing miserable.

The bitch of it? I was really into her and passed it up just because my friend dated her.

Saving enough money to train in Calgary can't happen soon enough...

Well, your friend's a **** and you should hit him in the face with a wrench.

Burning Down · 04-24-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Heart attack moment of the day: Retreiving my towel off the shower curtain rod after my shower and coming face to face with the biggest, most freakishly mutated wood roach I've ever seen in my life...sitting right on my hand. I don't know how I kept from screaming but I did manage to do some sort of wild, flailing jig that sent my towel and the roach flying across the room while I hyperventilated in the bath tub. *shudder*

Well I was in the shower this morning and two HUGE black spiders crawled across the ceiling. I was so terrified and splashed huge amounts of water on them trying to drown them. My normal 5 minute shower took about 20 minutes because I was trying to kill those damn spiders.

Astronomer · 04-24-2012, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Well I was in the shower this morning and two HUGE black spiders crawled across the ceiling. I was so terrified and splashed huge amounts of water on them trying to drown them. My normal 5 minute shower took about 20 minutes because I was trying to kill those damn spiders.

I am faced with these big boys on a weekly basis:

Wooo love Australia. Not

Flyingpig437 · 04-24-2012, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0

I love Flyingpig's posts in this thread.

Thanks. I'm from oop North as someone else has said. I know my posts are a bit garbled but that's 'cause my brains a bit garbled and I can't be arsed trying to ungarble them.

A/w following on from the guy i posted about earlier...I woke up this morning went to the toilet that we all have to share who live in the bedsits in this house and found a cop stood in the hallway looking a bit lost. He asked me which room I was in and after resisting the temptation to say well the one I've just come out of you thick twat I said Flat 6! The guy across the landing has been the sourse of some trouble over the past day or so but I was surprised the cops got involved 'cause all that's happend is somone's smashed a window in the front door.

Also today has been somewhat momentos! I've finally got over my 4 yrs. long obsession with Helen by realising I've fallen for somone else! I'd met her on 2 seperate occaisons...once when I was drunk and offered to **** her for all the loose change I had in my pocket about £2.50 and once when she was in a heroin induced coma slumped against a signpost when I tried to reviver her, calling her Sue...cause she had Sue tatooed on her hand (she's actually called Cheryl) while one of these Civilian warden type people stood by telling me that he'd rung the cops and they'd said they weren't going to come, presumably 'cause they'd got fed up of having to do it, and the ambulance people were likewise refusing to come although that Civil Warden guy or w/e he is said he'd try them again and then tonight I met her again and we walked into town togheter. I told her I was sorry I'd offered to **** her for £2.50 when I'd first met her...she's on the game btw and had approached me to 'do buisness' and then I told her I'd found her slumped against a signpost a few days later to which she said she had epilepsy which is obvioulsy a lie then I said i was just glad to see her alive and well 'cause I was worried about her. Then we shook hands and introduced ourselves and she invited me to a party and told me she wanted my # which I didn't give her although now I wish i had, and I bought her some chips and kebab meat then she told me she wanted to know which pub i was going to to watch the match in so she come and give me a fiver after she'd ****ed a few punters, she didn't actually use those words or anything like it but that's what she meant, so I told her the pub then we hugged and I left her in the kebab shop.
n.b-The pub I thought would have the match on didn't so i had to go to another so I don't know if she went to it or not...i thought about just going back and waiting but I've not fallen for her so much that I'd walk out of a Barca Chelsea Champions league semi-final plus she's a junky whore who's inetvably going to be massively unreliable.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-24-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Thanks. I'm from oop North as someone else has said. I know my posts are a bit garbled but that's 'cause my brains a bit garbled and I can't be arsed trying to ungarble them.

A/w following on from the guy i posted about earlier...I woke up this morning went to the toilet that we all have to share who live in the bedsits in this house and found a cop stood in the hallway looking a bit lost. He asked me which room I was in and after resisting the temptation to say well the one I've just come out of you thick twat I said Flat 6! The guy across the landing has been the sourse of some trouble over the past day or so but I was surprised the cops got involved 'cause all that's happend is somone's smashed a window in the front door.

Also today has been somewhat momentos! I've finally got over my 4 yrs. long obsession with Helen by realising I've fallen for somone else! I'd met her on 2 seperate occaisons...once when I was drunk and offered to **** her for all the loose change I had in my pocket about £2.50 and once when she was in a heroin induced coma slumped against a signpost when I tried to reviver her, calling her Sue...cause she had Sue tatooed on her hand (she's actually called Cheryl) while one of these Civilian warden type people stood by telling me that he'd rung the cops and they'd said they weren't going to come, presumably 'cause they'd got fed up of having to do it, and the ambulance people were likewise refusing to come although that Civil Warden guy or w/e he is said he'd try them again and then tonight I met her again and we walked into town togheter. I told her I was sorry I'd offered to **** her for £2.50 when I'd first met her...she's on the game btw and had approached me to 'do buisness' and then I told her I'd found her slumped against a signpost a few days later to which she said she had epilepsy which is obvioulsy a lie then I said i was just glad to see her alive and well 'cause I was worried about her. Then we shook hands and introduced ourselves and she invited me to a party and told me she wanted my # which I didn't give her although now I wish i had, and I bought her some chips and kebab meat then she told me she wanted to know which pub i was going to to watch the match in so she come and give me a fiver after she'd ****ed a few punters, she didn't actually use those words or anything like it but that's what she meant, so I told her the pub then we hugged and I left her in the kebab shop.
n.b-The pub I thought would have the match on didn't so i had to go to another so I don't know if she went to it or not...i thought about just going back and waiting but I've not fallen for her so much that I'd walk out of a Barca Chelsea Champions league semi-final plus she's a junky whore who's inetvably going to be massively unreliable.

You're a genius.

LoathsomePete · 04-24-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

I am faced with these big boys on a weekly basis:

Wooo love Australia. Not

I thought spiders in Australia came equipped with a health bar.

Astronomer · 04-24-2012, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I thought spiders in Australia came equipped with a health bar.

They do. Splashing waters on the buggers wouldn't do ****!

ladyislingering · 04-24-2012, 09:01 PM

I started a new job today. And quickly remembered why humanity boils my blood.

FETCHER. · 04-25-2012, 04:00 AM

I'm going to bring my dead car home, then go to college, then perhaps get super-high fall asleep and get up a few hours later to go to magaluf

. Should be fun

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