I smoke, I drink, and I eat like **** so I won't live that long. **** plans.

But what if nature fucks you over and you have one of these indestructible genetics like Keith Richards or something. Hmmm, whachugonnadothen?

Be a drunk.

Church. I'm all for Charles trying to get the life he wants and deserves but this doesn't help, and I doubt that was the intention anyway. Also, if you insist bestowing motivational talk on someone, at least don't be condescending about it.

Lol @the OH thing, it would be great if he was using his forum break to get the hell out of Florida

My moneys on Bat getting a van and parking it down by the river.

Where did I give a motivational talk? :unsure: What I did was simply ask a genuine question. Does Charles see himself working in BK in 30 years and if not, where does he think he will be. Simple as. Didn't see Charles taking offense, don't see why anyone else should. :/

Boondocking sounds alright tbh.

When my upcoming album becomes a worldwide hit I’m gonna hire Batlord to be my manager because he’s been my biggest fan since the beginning and I’m gonna pay him a very fair salary of $69,420 a year and he’s gonna buy himself a nice house in the suburbs where he can buy all the hookers and blow he could ever want

I will use that money to hire goombas to burn down a house in the suburbs.

Just go to the Home Depot parking lot and hire some guatemalan day laborers to do it.

Tu casa es mi casa.

it's not him cause he is from here and taught high school English here in NC. Right at the high school my sister went to and during the years she went there too.. it's crazy.

He was telling me how he'd do lines of meth between classes... Said that's the only way to deal with them brats. And he was like "how is it you make it to 11th grade honors English and still write a run on sentence?" If only he could read my MB posts. :shycouch:

He was also telling me stories about how when he would go to Atlanta to score meth he'd go to this gay part of happen where apparently it was sold and he'd see cops parked under the bridge with trannies giving them head.

:bowdown:You all seem to me anyway, to talk in code..I know morse code as an Amateur Radio Operator..
... .- -.. ....... .- ....... .-. . .- .-.. ....... ... .... .. - ....... -.. .- -.-- ....... ..- .--. ....... ..- -. - ..

Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh I should not have eaten that five hour old piece of chicken at work. It's gonna be a ride whichever end it comes out.

It seemed like a bit of a catty sneer to me, sorry if I misread

:love:

Alright I think my ******* won this round but now it feels like someone kicked it.

:bowdown:Yes I ate prawns once many moons ago, twice in one day..had a very powerful reaction, would not want to describe it though, but it is still in my head...
kick boxing on the inside Batlord has got..it is tuff though:rolleyes:

**** me, apparently my mouth and my ass made an agreement so they could both take turns but after pissing out my ass three times, a good hurl, and a shower I'm feeling human again.

Not going to be too hard for the cops to track it down, is it? :laughing:
Why such a specific amount?
Cats do not sneer; they tell you you are wrong, and you know you are wrong because they are cats and entirely superior to all other life forms. It's just how it is. Don't hate them for being beautiful.

This was our Boyze a Hunter Cat and lived to 3 and half years old only because his hunting was his life and it took his life though type of Botulism..but he was a larger than life Character so only ever remember the good times.....here he is telling you what he thinks...

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but he loved our Girlze not enough to stop the hunting though..cave man no cave cat....

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Talk to the paw, eh? :love:
What a cute cat.
We lost the last of our three last month, but he had lived to almost nineteen so not bad. House is very quiet now without cats. Has been a cat in residence here since probably 1995 constantly.

amazing cats, Dianne
my condolences to your ******* and throat, Charles

Cats are special,https://hosting.photobucket.com/imag...=278&crop=fill not sure about these Critter ones though..deterrent maybe...







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La Maison la Magie Blois, North of My Home, been their camping homehoe missed the Museum though. We are South of Poitiers as in Syd

He'll be able to outrun the cops in the Batvan. :cool:

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Batvan and Ramen sounds alright tbh.

And Harley Quinn on her, well, Harley.

That should be the new Netflix and Chill

Was my mom's birthday this weekend and her cat got killed a day or two before... She just got the damn thing like 6 months ago. Had to dig a hole and bury it for her. It was raining and gloomy as **** out. **** was depressing.

Then I went to the laundromat to do laundry and some bum came up to me and asked for a cig. We got to talking and he was telling me about this car wash him and a few other drunks run. They were there to wash their rags. No business in the rain. Said he was living in a tent in the woods. I asked him why not the shelter. Said they put him out for being an alcoholic. Same think that happened to me. I asked him if he ever thought of joining a program and trying to go sober. He just shook his head and said he'd been drinking since he was 12. Said his dad caught him stealing a beer from the fridge at that age and told him don't let me catch you sneaking again, of you want a beer just ask. Been drinking ever since. When he went to leave he hesitated for a moment and looked back. I thought he was gonna ask for money which I didn't even have cash. He asked to buy another cig instead. I gave him the pack. Felt depressed and desperate for some kind of human connection. It was one of those days when it feels like God just has a tricked up sense of humor.

Then my mom's neighbors came over and got drunk with her and helped cheer her up on her birthday. They are lesbians. They're pretty chill. When they move out I'm gonna try to take their apartment.

That's a really sad story jwb. Condolences to your mother. What a horrible thing to happen almost on her birthday. I bet the cat was her only companion too. And as for the guy in the launderette; very sad and depressing. Maybe you should rent a comedy movie or do something that raises your spirits.

yeah that's a dark bunch of circumstances. Sorry for your mom and her cat :(

Have you considered communism?

jwb, very sorry to hear that you and your mom had to endure such sadness on her birthday. My condolences on the passing of your mom’s cat. It was generous of you to share your time and cigarettes with the man in the laundromat, especially as you were feeling poorly yourself. I hope that much better days will be coming your way soon.

Have you considered winning the lottery?

Have you considered Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery"?

My operator quit and so did the operators on my machine from the other shifts and I'm being trained along with some other guy to operate it. I'm regretting it already lol I can't win. Grunt work sucks so I decided to go for it and so far trying to operator sucks too.

Will you at least get a raise or anything?