It just makes you sound like a slacker vampire tbh.

ok that's legit the first thing that has ever made me feel good about my accent

I sound like a valley girl

Isoundlikeadangolhowyoulikeuourcabbagemandangoluhh olondaggumdangolredneck

You sound like a valley girl too actually.

i gotta lil bit a country in me and a lil bitta the valley

Lol I find it hilarious that anyone would describe a Scottish accent as sexy, I love my accent but its pretty ridiculous :laughing:

:love:

She really had a great knack for it, she could understand Irvine Welsh books better than I ever could. It was baffling :laughing:

Aw Dutch accents are amazing too, I'd love to visit The Netherlands.

:laughing: you do not, Americans always sound so cute. I sound threatening :laughing:

Oh, do me next!

I forget what you sound but that's not surprising. Post something with you speaking I guess.

i just ate like 9 blueberry muffins and now im bloated

You're a pig.

I am not enjoying starting Daylight Savings Time with a nine hour shift at seven a.m.

That’s a nightmare.

I am not enjoying starting work tomorrow after 4.5 weeks off :(

My girlfriend used to work at Starbucks and they had a really annoying and disciplinarian shift manager. They found his accounts on several platforms and he was posting the most bog standard libertarian nonsense. She left that job in 2019 and forgot all about him, but I still check up on him once in a while. Covid rants, quit the job over vax mandates, yada yada. His new thing is Russia/Ukraine and, more specifically, being a Dugin expert. He did a long thread on how Dugin is bad, based entirely on his Wikipedia page.

Didn't have that on my 2022 bingo card!

You have a cat?

Apparently they're aiming to do away with switching. The Senate approved the motion - if the house approves and Biden approves, we'll get permanent DST.

Good, it’s r worded

But...but....but what about the children who might have to wait 10 minutes in the morning for the bus....IN THE DARK!?!?!

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...S/children.gif

All the better.

Batty does his best work under cover of darkness.

Start school ten minutes later

What's up with jwb? He used to have the most interesting days of anyone on here

Last I checked, he still frequents but doesnt post as much. Im assuming hes been busy.

He’s traveling

Finally something on Dugin in English that's not on this level.

You ever hear of the campsite rule? When you're dealing with someone young especially, make sure you leave them better than you found them? You're such a pos.

I take solace in the fact that you're also a compulsive liar.

Maybe don't drive her car around when you're drinking tho

Lol, even if it was "her idea", that's the moment when you're supposed to say: "Nah, how about we do something that doesn't carry a very real risk of injuring or killing ourselves and others? Perhaps we'll leave our car here and walk or get an Uber...". "It was her idea" is not gonna make you less culpable to a police officer or a court after you get caught driving under the influence.

Enjoy your youth, but don't do dumb **** like that. The prospect of sex makes dudes do dumb ****. Sex aint worth what could happen when you drive drunk. Don't become a statistic.

What a loser.

I bet it was also 'her idea' not to use a condom that one time
Smh

Sounds like you're having fun though, that's great. Just be careful

He's getting a face tattoo when he turns 30.

You're using a younger person for sex and a car, you self serving fuckboy. Don't lie about affection.

When you're his age, that is affection.

I doubt whoever you hit and maybe kill will agree, you selfish ****.

"when people tell you who they are, believe them."

elph tells on himself constantly

and yeah buddy i'm sure you're sharing true affection with this 21yo

Or don't. People, esp young, are full of $hit. we all had images of ourselves that we tried to project outwards that made us cringe a year later etc.

That concludes my daily dose of wisdom from the mid 30s. Tune in tomorrow for more.

Well I've been watching elph do this **** for 3-4 years so

also in my 30s and more correct than you

I'm in my 30's and I feel dumber every day.

And fatter.