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Old 07-13-2012, 10:10 PM   #19601 (permalink)
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yesterday I got my Automated Teller Machine card stolen

checked with the bank whether my money was still there

they said it was but can't really verify until Monday

fug!
I bet if you used acronyms more often, the thief would have thought it was just an Automatic Turkey Massage card and would not have taken it.
I can't imagine a scenario where a thief would steal an automatic turkey massage card.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:12 PM   #19602 (permalink)
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I bet if you used acronyms more often, the thief would have thought it was just an Automatic Turkey Massage card and would not have taken it.
I can't imagine a scenario where a thief would steal an automatic turkey massage card.
Are you kidding? I had my Automatic Turkey Massage card stolen a couple years ago and it was hell.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:15 PM   #19603 (permalink)
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Are you kidding? I had my Automatic Turkey Massage card stolen a couple years ago and it was hell.
Condolences.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:25 PM   #19604 (permalink)
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Condolences.
Yeah, I get cranky without my turkey massage.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:35 PM   #19605 (permalink)
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Yeah, I get cranky without my turkey massage.
I could never afford one of those. I'm hoping Obama gets re-elected so I can get a WIC. Weee! I can!!!!
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:21 AM   #19606 (permalink)
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I bet if you used acronyms more often, the thief would have thought it was just an Automatic Turkey Massage card and would not have taken it.
I can't imagine a scenario where a thief would steal an automatic turkey massage card.
i kept saying my ATM card

and people asked me "your what card?"
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:52 AM   #19607 (permalink)
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i kept saying my ATM card

and people asked me "your what card?"
Nobody says ATM there? Weird. I don't think I've ever heard somebody not call it an ATM card here.
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:55 AM   #19608 (permalink)
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Nobody says ATM there? Weird. I don't think I've ever heard somebody not call it an ATM card here.
Same here, except for those freaks who call it a MAC card.
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:03 AM   #19609 (permalink)
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Same here, except for those freaks who call it a MAC card.
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:27 AM   #19610 (permalink)
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I call it a debit card. Or bank card.
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