You know, when I saw that Cru Hoor was the latest poster on this thread, I sorta hoped that he would tell us that he had just looted and pillaged a monastery.

i raped some nuns

does that count?

Nuns can actually count, believe it or not.

Idk man. But now I lay here listening to my heartbreak playlist trying to figure out what I did wrong.

I did, just didn't wanna boast about it. Killed a few abbots too.

My boyfriend and I were supposed to sign the lease so we could move into our apartment in four days. But he calls me up and is like, "the guy says he has another apartment on the other side, it's got white carpet (instead of the icky brown the other one had), and we can move in today"

so I'm moving out today!

White carpet, eh? Hope you guys are super careful, and have no pets.
Mine is icky-brown and at first I hated it, then after a few cat vomits, some unidentified liquids, and general wear & tear, the carpet still looks new, and I won't be losing any deposit money over it. :)

Congrats, btw.

Awesome!

Decided my laptop needs some TLC so I'm going to be dual-booting fresh installations of Windows 7 and Linux Mint 13 XFCE edition.

I fukkin killed like.....loads a dudes.....with a gun, and they all like, totally died. And then I set fire to the guard prison, and shot it with my gun, and the wall died on top of all the people. I then blew up their field of harvest as a symbol of their defeat and negligable future prospects of a successful harvest now that they are dead. I then flung their lamb livestock at rocks.