Best of luck chief, hopefully you get the job!

spent most of the day trying to understand the human condition

just when I reached an epiphany, I lost it

today was weird. When I came back from school, people were checking out my mom. It was interesting. Some white girl approached and told me that my mom is the sexiest MILF (mothers I like to ****) she has ever seen. She also told me that she wish she would have sex with my mom. I was laughing but man if my mom heard this, she would have been mad as ****. My mom told me she does not like people calling her a MILF. She thinks it is so demeaning and sick. She thinks the MILF is a major insult.

That was day for me.

i would love to have sex with your mother as well

You are not the only dude. They are many dudes who want to sleep with my mom.

If what you say is true (which I doubt) then your milf is a liar.

Well my mom does not think it is a complaint. That is what she thinks.

Okay, your mom's a liar then.

My mom is a type of woman where she does not really dig flirting. My dad is no different. My dad is not happy when women especially young girls want to flirt with him. I know this because one time I told me my dad that there was a hot MILF I knew that wanted to have sex with him and he got livid and was so disgusted.